I Am
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Xamonas Chegwé
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I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
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Re: I Am
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Existentialist1844
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Re: I Am
I thought you looked good in the picture.Lozzer wrote:FFS why do I do these thingsand why do they come back to haunt me so?
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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Existentialist1844
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I know what you mean. Lozzer is just so................. :Flirt:Charlou wrote:*swoon*
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
Re: Welcome Lozzer!
Bella Fortuna wrote:Yep. It's from that guy sitting next to him...Charlou wrote:You mean ...Lozzer wrote:Snot? No not snot...Charlou wrote:*peers closely*Is that ... is that ... dried snot on your pants?
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That's my brother so shockface
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Re: Welcome Lozzer!
Wait...I think that's my nobrushtoungeintimeface?
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Existentialist1844
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Re: Welcome Lozzer!
You need to shave between your eyebrows. Unibrows = bad.
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
Re: Welcome Lozzer!
Existentialist1844 wrote:You need to shave between your eyebrows. Unibrows = bad.
It's fine actually, its just the camera picked up hairs I can't see
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Bella Fortuna
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I have no precious time at all to spend,
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Will someone please post the pics of him in drag so I don't have to sift through his crappy posts elsewhere to find them... 
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Re: Welcome Lozzer!
Pffft! Do your own dirty work, Bella. 
Pluck.
Try a mirror
Shave?Existentialist1844 wrote:You need to shave between your eyebrows. Unibrows = bad.
Pluck.
Lozzer wrote:It's fine actually, its just the camera picked up hairs I can't see
Try a mirror-
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Re: Welcome Lozzer!
Shave, pluck, whatever. Just get rid of them.Charlou wrote:Pffft! Do your own dirty work, Bella.
Shave?Existentialist1844 wrote:You need to shave between your eyebrows. Unibrows = bad.
Pluck.
Lozzer wrote:It's fine actually, its just the camera picked up hairs I can't see
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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Existentialist1844
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None of Lozzers posts are crappy. They are all high quality!Bella Fortuna wrote:Will someone please post the pics of him in drag so I don't have to sift through his crappy posts elsewhere to find them...
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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Bella Fortuna
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Let us not forget the companion piece...
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Bella Fortuna
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Spoken as someone who once postedExistentialist1844 wrote:None of Lozzers posts are crappy. They are all high quality!Bella Fortuna wrote:Will someone please post the pics of him in drag so I don't have to sift through his crappy posts elsewhere to find them...
Existentialist1844 wrote:I just finished playing with pee-pee. HAHAH PEE-PEE HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER!!! ITS MY DINGALING!!!HAHAHA GET IT, MY PEE-PEE. PLAY WITH MY PEE-PEE!!!HILARIOUS!!!HYSTERICAL!!!!MY SMOOTHBALLSOMGWTFBBW239239872378932897879238974839787!!@!#$%$%^%&^^*%&(&(HAIRYNUTS,SMOOTHBALLSTHROBBINGASSHOLEHILARIOUSALLTOGETHERATONCE!!!SHAFTHEADFOREVERHAHAHAHAHAIPLAY WITH YOURBUTTHOLE ALLNIGHT FOREVER, YUMMYLOLNOOB,OMGI AM A L33TCHAX0RONTHEINTRANETWHILEIPLAYWITHMYSCROTUM.TOUCHMYPEEPEEYOUFUCKINGASSHOLE11111111111YESYESYESYEJUSTLIKETHATYOUTURD.
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Re: I Am
[quote="Bella Fortuna"]Let us not forget the companion piece...
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"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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