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by klr » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:41 pm
Bella's Dad wrote:CJ wrote:mrenutt4 wrote:So the picket fence story ?
We're waiting
Oh sorry.
Well Bella was playing in the hallway when one of her friends called round (a girl who lived a few doors down). They were talking in the hallway for a few minutes when Bella suddenly ran out into the front garden crying. She tripped on the lawn and got her head rammed between two slats in the picket fence. We had a fire truck out. The firemen were very understanding and carefully cut her free. Her friend was watching, transfixed, from the porch step the whole time and as the firemen were doing their job I asked her what had been said to make Bella so upset so suddenly.
Apparently, she'd pointed at Bella's feet and said, "Oh, you're wearing one black sock and one navy sock". Poor Bella was distraught.
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by Feck » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:42 pm
Bella's Dad wrote:CJ wrote:mrenutt4 wrote:So the picket fence story ?
We're waiting
Oh sorry.
Well Bella was playing in the hallway when one of her friends called round (a girl who lived a few doors down). They were talking in the hallway for a few minutes when Bella suddenly ran out into the front garden crying. She tripped on the lawn and got her head rammed between two slats in the picket fence. We had a fire truck out. The firemen were very understanding and carefully cut her free. Her friend was watching, transfixed, from the porch step the whole time and as the firemen were doing their job I asked her what had been said to make Bella so upset so suddenly. Apparently, she'd pointed at Bella's feet and said, "Oh, you're wearing one black sock and one navy sock". Poor Bella was distraught.
Black stockings and a navy skirt all over again ,and she tries so hard to dress well
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by AshtonBlack » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:53 pm
I smell a puppet.... a SOCK puppet.
Until Bella either confirms or denies this, I shall remain sceptical. But friendly, of course.
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by Existentialist1844 » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:56 pm
Hmmm, interesting sock puppet.
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by FBM » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:58 pm
We are not amused.
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by Tigger » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:05 pm
AshtonBlack wrote:I smell a puppet.... a SOCK puppet.
Until Bella either confirms or denies this, I shall remain sceptical. But friendly, of course.
I'm crap at spotting these. Never occurs to me.
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by The Curious Squid » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:13 pm
He is on her face book and someone
might have given him the link
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by Tigger » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:24 pm
Mousy isn't a sock puppet: she had an interview today for university.
She wasn't wearing socks either.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:26 pm
Tigger wrote:Mousy isn't a sock puppet: she had an interview today for university.
She wasn't wearing socks either.
I could SO fix that one.
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by Feck » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:29 pm
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by Tigger » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:31 pm
mrenutt4 wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Tigger wrote:Mousy isn't a sock puppet: she had an interview today for university.
She wasn't wearing socks either.
I could SO f*** that one.
: fix : 
Fucked
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by Feck » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:33 pm
Tigger wrote:mrenutt4 wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Tigger wrote:Mousy isn't a sock puppet: she had an interview today for university.
She wasn't wearing socks either.
I could SO f*** that one.
: fix :
Fucked
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by FBM » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:37 pm
mrenutt4 wrote:Tigger wrote:mrenutt4 wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Tigger wrote:Mousy isn't a sock puppet: she had an interview today for university.
She wasn't wearing socks either.
I could SO f*** that one.
: fix :
Fucked
I know I'm going to have to leave before I get myself
killfucked aren't I
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by Elessarina » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:56 pm
Tigger wrote:Fucked
Btw Tig I really like your avatar!
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by Woodbutcher » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:59 pm
mrenutt4 wrote:Tigger wrote:mrenutt4 wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Tigger wrote:Mousy isn't a sock puppet: she had an interview today for university.
She wasn't wearing socks either.
I could SO f*** that one.
: fix :
Fucked
I know I'm going to have to leave before I get myself killed aren't I
That's horrible! That's why I haven't even mentioned that I find the image of Bella stuck by her head in a picket fence strangely.....appealing. It wouldn't be good manners!
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