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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.
Can someone please lend me that beanie to wear for a pic to post as my avatar ... pretty please? :Flirt:
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.
It belongs to lordpasternack...I suspect photoshop might be the best option, as she rarely takes it off....Charlou wrote:Can someone please lend me that beanie to wear for a pic to post as my avatar ... pretty please? :Flirt:
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.
Just find your local hippy market, bring a kilo of mung beans, and one shall be yours...Geoff wrote:It belongs to lordpasternack...I suspect photoshop might be the best option, as she rarely takes it off....Charlou wrote:Can someone please lend me that beanie to wear for a pic to post as my avatar ... pretty please? :Flirt:
(that may sound dismissive, but I'm entitled - I used to be one...)
(no, not a mung bean, you idiots, a hippy!)
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.
She does take it off for special occasions.Geoff wrote:It belongs to lordpasternack...I suspect photoshop might be the best option, as she rarely takes it off....Charlou wrote:Can someone please lend me that beanie to wear for a pic to post as my avatar ... pretty please? :Flirt:
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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drunken post threadd
p0st your druken posts here...,..
Plus why did none of yalllls go for my rationala porn thread?
Plus why did none of yalllls go for my rationala porn thread?
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Re: drunken post threadd
That thread was moved to the NSFW forum where access is by request. Sorry you weren't informed of the move ... Would you like access to NSFW?Mishakal wrote:Plus why did none of yalllls go for my rationala porn thread?
NSFW info: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=333
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Thanks!Charlou wrote:That thread was moved to the NSFW forum where access is by request. Sorry you weren't informed of the move ... Would you like access to NSFW?Mishakal wrote:Plus why did none of yalllls go for my rationala porn thread?
NSFW info: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=333
Gawdzilla wrote:Ordnance Absorption Devices.AshtonBlack wrote:"Fuckin' civvies getting in the way of the bullets..."
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Re: drunken post threadd
Damn. I was going to make this thread 6 hours ago, but I was so drunk I didn't realise I had only written rationalia.co instead of com. I was too drunk to notice and threw away the stupid phone 
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Now that is what I call drunk!Normal wrote:Damn. I was going to make this thread 6 hours ago, but I was so drunk I didn't realise I had only written rationalia.co instead of com. I was too drunk to notice and threw away the stupid phone
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Re: drunken post threadd
Sorry but this one's getting merged, we already have an "Ignore what I post coz i'm drunk" thread, I should know, I've used it enough 
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There's about 25 drunk post threads staggering around out there...Paco wrote:Sorry but this one's getting merged, we already have an "Ignore what I post coz i'm drunk" thread, I should know, I've used it enough
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Re: drunken post threadd
I've just realised that I've not been properly drunk in ages, i had a few yesterday but was still rather lucid.
It's been too long since I graced the halls of this thread with drunken ramblings!
I also still haven't posted that fucking jumper Bella!
It's been too long since I graced the halls of this thread with drunken ramblings!
I also still haven't posted that fucking jumper Bella!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Well I can't seem to find a crate big enough for all your cereal, soPaco wrote:I've just realised that I've not been properly drunk in ages, i had a few yesterday but was still rather lucid.
It's been too long since I graced the halls of this thread with drunken ramblings!
I also still haven't posted that fucking jumper Bella!
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.
No - I think there's a few syllables of Welsh thrown in there.Bella Fortuna wrote:Geoff wrote:How the fuck should I know? It sounded something like:Paco wrote:What was I actually saying to you on the phone Geoff?
"Mpishdsorrrymfuckingpishdopeydntmindmefongngngnuslatempished"
And sort your avatar out - where's your hat?
That's not drunk, that's just Glaswegian.
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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