Let's take a look at this shall we?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Is this the ship in question 'Zilla?

Only I had trouble finding it using the reference DLG-8 - I found it eventually as DDG-39.

Yeah, they changed the designation at least three time.

[Calilasseia]

Been a busy day today ... looking up papers on the ultrabithorax gene in Drosophila melanogaster, and explaining the underlying physics of gravitons and their connection with string theory. And yes, I do this sort of thing for fun.

[Transgirlofnofaith]

Okay...my opinion on the Moon Landing Woo has completely changed. At first I wanted to claw my eyes out. Now, I think this is the best thread I've ever seen. I'm only 5 pages in, and it seemed that the story was starting to dry up...but then boom! JFK was murdered to prevent him spilling the beans on the Moon Landing Hoax...and the Illuminati...and the End of Days. Great Troll or Greatest Troll?

This is so good...it must be fattening.

Actually, the consensus of opinion with respect to that tosser is that he's a deranged tool. He's basically unloaded his soiled intellectual nappies all over that thread, and given us a trifecta into the bargain. He's actually competing with Robert Byers with respect to the business of making up whatever shit tickles his erogenous zones, again applying the principle of "make up whatever shit is momentarily apologetically convenient, regardless of whether it's consistent with the previous made up shit", though he's slightly better on the literacy front (not that this is difficult - my tropical fish are probably more literate than Byers for fuck's sake).

However, apart from the fact that I've thrown peer reviewed scientific papers at him, only to have them bounce off his fucking tinfoil hat, the clincher for me was when he tried to claim that the Russians were somehow "duped" by NASA. What a total fucktard. He wants us all to believe that a rival nuclear superpower with its own manned spaceflight technology was somehow "duped" by a Capricorn One style hoax? A rival nuclear superpower that moreover, was at the time an implacable ideological enemy of the USA, and which would have capitalised ruthlessly upon exposing such a hoax? A rival nuclear superpower that, in addition, funded lavishly one of the world's largest military intelligence arms, equipped with its own spy satellites and thousands of spies on the ground, which at the time was headed by none other than arch-manipulator and arch-hardman Yuri Andropov, the man who organised the ruthless suppression of dissent in Hungary and Czechoslovakia? If he thinks this shit is anything other than beneath deserving of a point of view, then he has lime jelly inside his cranium where the rest of us have brain cells.

Wow. You really know how to tear into bullshit. If you were a chick, I would so like to knock you up.

Question: Do you ever have women get impressed with your intelligence? Or are a lot of them, in your experience, just vapid dogs who'll stuff anything or anyone down their holes?

[Calilasseia]

Wow. You really know how to tear into bullshit. If you were a chick, I would so like to knock you up.

I am seriously wondering how the hell to respond to that.

Question: Do you ever have women get impressed with your intelligence? Or are a lot of them, in your experience, just vapid dogs who'll stuff anything or anyone down their holes?

Sadly, the right sort of women are few and far between where I live. I find it more than amusingly ironic that I've had more propositions coming at me via forums such as this than I have in real life.

[JimC]

Wow. You really know how to tear into bullshit. If you were a chick, I would so like to knock you up.

I am seriously wondering how the hell to respond to that.

Question: Do you ever have women get impressed with your intelligence? Or are a lot of them, in your experience, just vapid dogs who'll stuff anything or anyone down their holes?

Sadly, the right sort of women are few and far between where I live. I find it more than amusingly ironic that I've had more propositions coming at me via forums such as this than I have in real life.

A definite pity as far as the gene pool is concerned...

[Feck]

Wow. You really know how to tear into bullshit. If you were a chick, I would so like to knock you up.

I am seriously wondering how the hell to respond to that.

Question: Do you ever have women get impressed with your intelligence? Or are a lot of them, in your experience, just vapid dogs who'll stuff anything or anyone down their holes?

Sadly, the right sort of women are few and far between where I live. I find it more than amusingly ironic that I've had more propositions coming at me via forums such as this than I have in real life.

A definite pity as far as the gene pool is concerned...

A Rationalia sperm bank could be set up

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Wow. You really know how to tear into bullshit. If you were a chick, I would so like to knock you up.

I am seriously wondering how the hell to respond to that.

Question: Do you ever have women get impressed with your intelligence? Or are a lot of them, in your experience, just vapid dogs who'll stuff anything or anyone down their holes?

Sadly, the right sort of women are few and far between where I live. I find it more than amusingly ironic that I've had more propositions coming at me via forums such as this than I have in real life.

A definite pity as far as the gene pool is concerned...

A Rationalia sperm bank could be set up

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[JimC]

"Please send your keyboards to the following address. . ."

We are programmed to receive ...

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Not only cross-species, but beyond the realms of carbon-based lifeforms as well...

I like it!

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Wow. You really know how to tear into bullshit. If you were a chick, I would so like to knock you up.

I am seriously wondering how the hell to respond to that.

Question: Do you ever have women get impressed with your intelligence? Or are a lot of them, in your experience, just vapid dogs who'll stuff anything or anyone down their holes?

Sadly, the right sort of women are few and far between where I live. I find it more than amusingly ironic that I've had more propositions coming at me via forums such as this than I have in real life.

Aword to the wise: forum meet-ups.

[lordpasternack]

Wow. You really know how to tear into bullshit. If you were a chick, I would so like to knock you up.

I am seriously wondering how the hell to respond to that.

Okay - let's try it another way that Calilasseia will be a little more apt to appreciate: MoNF, if you were a chick, would you let Cali knock you up, if he was so inclined?

That satisfies the flattery of saying that you rate someone's genetics enough to want to have offspring with them, without the hassle of changing Cali's gender, and making him consider the notion of a male member of the forum making him pregnant, and what have you...

[The Curious Squid]

Sadly, the right sort of women are few and far between where I live. I find it more than amusingly ironic that I've had more propositions coming at me via forums such as this than I have in real life.

That seems to be a general rule of thumb, conversely, there are more women in here that I'd like to do stuff with than I meet in real life so perhaps there's something in the fact that we all get to know each other here?

[Transgirlofnofaith]

Okay - let's try it another way that Calilasseia will be a little more apt to appreciate: MoNF, if you were a chick, would you let Cali knock you up, if he was so inclined?

Oh, hells yes, if the ugly ain't there too much. And LP, I noticed that you haven't pointed out that you find Cali's intelligence attractive. Whatsa matter? Past bad interactions?

That satisfies the flattery of saying that you rate someone's genetics enough to want to have offspring with them, without the hassle of changing Cali's gender, and making him consider the notion of a male member of the forum making him pregnant, and what have you...

Well, yes. And now that you made me think about it,(Damn you.) maybe people on here use my avatars for, um, certain things. I feel so dirty. Must wash the shame off.

[lordpasternack]

And LP, I noticed that you haven't pointed out that you find Cali's intelligence attractive. Whatsa matter? Past bad interactions?

No, no - it's just that I need not state it explicitly. I've sent my (unrequited) romantic regards to Cali on a few previous occasions. It doesn't require saying...