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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by JimC » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:43 am

I'm still waiting for someone to whip me for my crime of ethnic stereotyping! :lay:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:57 am

JimC wrote:I'm still waiting for someone to whip me for my crime of ethnic stereotyping! :lay:
You rang? :coffee:
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by JimC » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:04 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
JimC wrote:I'm still waiting for someone to whip me for my crime of ethnic stereotyping! :lay:
You rang? :coffee:
Excellent! :tup:

However, I'm a bit of a sissy, so a very small whip made of soft velvet will suffice... :levi:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:06 am

JimC wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
JimC wrote:I'm still waiting for someone to whip me for my crime of ethnic stereotyping! :lay:
You rang? :coffee:
Excellent! :tup:

However, I'm a bit of a sissy, so a very small whip made of soft velvet will suffice... :levi:
(So am I, so I'm glad to hear that.) :whisper:

Now drop 'em! :twisted:
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Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:26 pm

Jim, are you basically asking Bella to tickle your arse? :lol:
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Post by The Dawktor » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:36 pm

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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:37 pm

You're on fire tonight Dawktor, 4 posts! Heavens above! :lol:
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by JimC » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:23 pm

Paco wrote:You're on fire tonight Dawktor, 4 posts! Heavens above! :lol:
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Arse » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:14 am

Enough of this arse talk. :lay:

I need to know your thoughts on Appleyard's Inductive Fallacy and the conundrum it poses for metaphysical naturalism.

Or failing that, can someone post a piccy of a cute kitten? :mrgreen:
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Re: drunken post threadd

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Post by Arse » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:27 am

They're kittens, but they're not cute. :Erasb:
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Arse » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:44 am

Awwwww. :smooch: Melt.... :hugs:
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Re: drunken post threadd

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