probably coz they know you'd steal it while they sleep!Animavore wrote:Had a look around for drink.
Not a sausage.
Don't now why those auld bastards don't drink any more.
There was a time they'd have a whole cabinet filled with drink.
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We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
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But do you think somebody will assanassinate him? Its just that I'm hearing an awful lot of "I don't condone killing but....." off the Rapture Ready types.
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Ah sure. Why not? It'll be good for his rep.ghost wrote:But do you think somebody will assanassinate him? Its just that I'm hearing an awful lot of "I don't condone killing but....." off the Rapture Ready types.
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Oh bollox. I want reassuring, manly posts about how the Secret whatever have every terririst under control, like Dirty Harry.Animavore wrote:Ah sure. Why not? It'll be good for his rep.ghost wrote:But do you think somebody will assanassinate him? Its just that I'm hearing an awful lot of "I don't condone killing but....." off the Rapture Ready types.
So he's going to die then? Great.
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Hello. I'm drunk too. Just sayingh... 
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I would get drunk, but I'm too full. All I have is beer.
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Persevere!soul_biscuit wrote:I would get drunk, but I'm too full. All I have is beer.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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OK, I made up my mind. In a couple of hours I'm going to get drunk and bake cookies.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Persevere!soul_biscuit wrote:I would get drunk, but I'm too full. All I have is beer.
A recipe for disaster, perhaps. But it may just be glorious.
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Worth the risk!soul_biscuit wrote:OK, I made up my mind. In a couple of hours I'm going to get drunk and bake cookies.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Persevere!soul_biscuit wrote:I would get drunk, but I'm too full. All I have is beer.
A recipe for disaster, perhaps. But it may just be glorious.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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If he survived with a mild flesh wound, it would indeed be politically useful.ghost wrote:Oh bollox. I want reassuring, manly posts about how the Secret whatever have every terririst under control, like Dirty Harry.Animavore wrote:Ah sure. Why not? It'll be good for his rep.ghost wrote:But do you think somebody will assanassinate him? Its just that I'm hearing an awful lot of "I don't condone killing but....." off the Rapture Ready types.
So he's going to die then? Great.
Better if scheduled in about 3 years, though... :hum:
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Just so yis know. I got dunk in the end 
I get by with a little help from my friends.
Get high with a little help from my firends.
I get by with a little help from my friends.
Get high with a little help from my firends.
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Why doyou not lovve ne anymores?
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maybe it's your stringy sentences. 
I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
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Whatza matta, you no lika da good fooda!Dasein wrote:maybe it's your stringy sentences.
I got nothin'. hardly buzzed t'all. just kind of happy to hear that bird again, springtime brings odd creatures, where do they go all winter? I have realized that I don't like lasagne. in fact, I hate pizza too. I'm not really that fond of spaghetti either.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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