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PairOfFeet
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Re: Hi (and stuff)

Post by PairOfFeet » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:56 am

Welcome!
An Arabian guy at the aeroport:
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.

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Re: Hi (and stuff)

Post by Rum » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:00 am

Welcome Bean - don't be a has bean will you!? Hang around for a bit! Its all a bit half baked here but meh.. (see what i didded there?)

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