The Atheist Arriveth!

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by Rum » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:08 am

Welcome! Sooooo...you are getting help with your shyness problem?

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by normal » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:07 am

The Atheist wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Leave your morals at the door.
Luckily, I didn't have any.

I am completely amoral.
I'm completely normal.
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by RappingAgnostic » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:51 am

Hi there.

Can you tell me a joke?

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by JimC » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:17 am

Excellent!

Do you like gin?
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by devogue » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:05 pm

Welcome! I hope you're not as big a cunt as FUWF! ;)

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by Pappa » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:58 pm

pawiz wrote:Whereas Jesus commeth
I think I just cummeth.
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by The Atheist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:27 pm

Rum wrote:Welcome! Sooooo...you are getting help with your shyness problem?
Yes, I trust that my introverted nature won't be an issue.
RappingAgnostic wrote:Hi there.

Can you tell me a joke?
Matter of fact, I do know an extremely good joke!

The Roman Catholic Church.
JimC wrote:Excellent!

Do you like gin?
Ha! Funnily enough, that is one trait I share with a great number of my Church of England bretheren - a love of spirits, be they amber or clear.

Gin, tonic, angostura bitters!

And every now and then, a Martini. If a good Martini weren't such a fucking nuisance to prepare, I'd drink more of them.
Devogue wrote:Welcome! I hope you're not as big a cunt as FUWF! ;)
And there was me thinking FUWF was a bloke. But she has a big cunt, you say?

Rules?

Ok, I'll read 'em.

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by The Atheist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:28 pm

And just a quick thanks, hi and I'm enjoying the warm welcome to those I haven't responded individually to.

It's not that you were too boring to quote individually, I just don't want to spam when I can say a generic "Thanks".


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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by Dory » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:37 pm

I think The Atheist will fit right in...I mean an evolution humping avatar was practically the suggestion for this forum's banner once.

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:45 pm

The Atheist wrote:If you want to blame someone for all this, it's all Fedupwithfaith's fault. He told me it was a place where profanity, dirty jokes and atheism rule.

Well friend, let me start off my welcome to you with Fuck You!

God that feels good. Can't do that at JREF can you (where i just unregistered today)?

Let me tell everybody else I completely and simultaneously both disavow and approve everything The Atheist will do here.

As you can probably tell, like me, he has a huge opinion of himself. Over at JREF he's one of the grand old men and one of the "bad boys" with over 10,000 posts. So make sure you remind him that here he's merely a plebe, a puerile speck worth less than a bucket of puke, or he'll make your life a living hell.

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by The Atheist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:49 pm

Devogue wrote: ...join the Piers Morgan club
Sorry, can someone explain the Piers Morgan club bit.

I get the idea (looks a bit ambitious for a small outfit just yet) but why Piers Morgan?

I'd always thought he was an absolute tosser, so I'll just hold that in the meantime.
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:53 pm

So TA (shit, people are gonna confuse that with Thinking Aloud around here), sit back at take a look at the forum. It's much smaller than JREF but it has 10x the diversity. You see that Dory gal(?) who posted before me? She's a real tranny and somehow proud of it. You can read all about her upcoming operation where she's going to Thailand to get fake boobs but she's keeping his penis! And Dory's just one of the many perverts, loons, and wackadoos we have around here. You'll fit right in.

P.S. (Shhhhh) but if you stick around long enough and people here trust you they let you into our little chamber of secrets where you can go oogle naked pics of the membership. And sometimes movies of them having sex. I hope your not ashamed of your penis like me....

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:55 pm

FedUpWithFaith wrote:So TA (shit, people are gonna confuse that with Thinking Aloud around here)
Who am I? :cry: :twitch:

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:58 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
FedUpWithFaith wrote:So TA (shit, people are gonna confuse that with Thinking Aloud around here)
Who am I? :cry: :twitch:
Yesterday's TA. :console:
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:00 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:
FedUpWithFaith wrote:So TA (shit, people are gonna confuse that with Thinking Aloud around here)
Who am I? :cry: :twitch:
Yesterday's TA. :console:
Ejected... Rejected... Outdated and replaced... Goodbye cruel world. It was fun.

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