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Gawdzilla Sama
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:01 pm
Devalue wrote:wolfrealt wrote:Ya dirty fuck...
I can assure you it is perfectly clean. You must understand, dear wolf, that we are aesthetes here, lovers of the human form and its stunning perfection. My derriere happens to be a prime example of this love of all things exciting.
And one reason I'm happy being a lizard-thingy.
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by klr » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:03 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:Devalue wrote:wolfrealt wrote:Ya dirty fuck...
I can assure you it is perfectly clean. You must understand, dear wolf, that we are aesthetes here, lovers of the human form and its stunning perfection. My derriere happens to be a prime example of this love of all things exciting.
And one reason I'm happy being a lizard-thingy.
And before you ask, Gawdzilla's post count is very real.
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by wolfréalt » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:06 pm
Devalue wrote:
, lovers of the human form and its stunning perfection..
Now Dev your arse crack would not bring the words stunning perfection to mind, no matter how well formed it is for it function. Actually if it is so perfectly formed how come you have to wipe it. Theres one for the creationists, why out of all the creatures on earth does god make us wipe our arses. and why didnt he create bog roll 6000 years ago.
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by klr » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:09 pm
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
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by Azathoth » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:10 pm
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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by klr » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:11 pm
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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by devogue » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:24 pm
wolfrealt wrote:Devalue wrote:
, lovers of the human form and its stunning perfection..
Now Dev your arse crack would not bring the words stunning perfection to mind, no matter how well formed it is for it function.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and Brian Sewell and Waldemar Jackmeoff love my hole.
Actually if it is so perfectly formed how come you have to wipe it.
I wipe brown tears away as my anus bewails the turptitude of mankind.
Theres one for the creationists, why out of all the creatures on earth does god make us wipe our arses. and why didnt he create bog roll 6000 years ago.
But he did create bog roll - after sin and the fall it transmogrified in to prawn crackers.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:27 pm
Nice to know my work is appreciated.
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by Rum » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:46 pm
WTF
Welcome..I guess....
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by AshtonBlack » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:39 pm
Welcome welcome!!!
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by wolfréalt » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:42 pm
Rumertron wrote:WTF
Welcome..I guess....
Cheers,
this is some crazy place, looks like fun though. To get an arse in the face as an introduction "interesting". I hear there are bars for that kind of thing, not that I would frequent them though.
Nice to be here....so far..
thanks AB
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A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. Bertrand Russell
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. Arthur C. Clarke
We listened for a voice crying in the wilderness. And we heard the jubilation of wolves! Durwood L. Allen
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:43 pm
Hello. Your billing is immense, so you had better live up to it. We don't like slackers here. But a small cheese donation always goes down well when it comes to smoothing things along.
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by Woodbutcher » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:44 pm
Welcome! Above have been a few of the reasons why RDF considers us less than civilized. There is more to come, never fear. Ask about NSFW and beyond!
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by FBM » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:23 am
Welcome, Wolfteat...sorry, Wolfrealt,
looks like you're getting on well with the ethnics.
Ignore any and all demands for cheese tributes. This is a bacon-majority forum, and those voices are from a minory fringe cult of splitters. We, the majority, just humo(aeiou)r them.
Le bacon.
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by maiforpeace » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:25 am
Hello wolf! Welcome to the forum!
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