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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by charlou » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:06 am

Witticism wrote: but according to his wiki page:
He is also a practicing Roman Catholic,[13] as well as a Sunday school teacher.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Colbert
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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Witticism » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:12 am

littlebitofnonsense wrote: You can call me lbon over here (littlebitofnonsense is a bit of a mouthful :noteuphemism: :hehe: ). :flowers:
No wucking forries :hugs:

And you can ...

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(excuse the poor quality)

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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Witticism » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:19 am

maiforpeace wrote:You feel pretty, witty and bright?



Welcome witticism, hope you have fun here! :flowers:
Thanks maiforpeace :td:

That lady has an amazing voice ... she is pretty. And she is as luminous as a 100 Solar mass star!

But this is probably more apt:


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Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Faithfree » Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:25 am

Welcome Wittisim! :cheers:

Looks like we have a Taswegian on board at last. I lived in Hobart for a few years, in what now seems like a previous life.
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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Rum » Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:30 am

Welcome from me too. Always nice to have fresh meat blood! :biggrin:


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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Witticism » Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:55 am

Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

Newly Taswegian and for the next 2-3yrs then hopefully back to be a Victorian!

ps. I've been everywhere man!

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Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:28 am

Witticism wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Finally, after all the half-witty things we have around here. :woot:
:biggrin:

Looks like Steven is cheating on 'Sweetness' in your av!
He said up front that he still has a light committment to Sweetness, but that curvaceous Russian honey seemed to feel good under his hands.

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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by FBM » Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:32 am

안녕, Witticism. 미첬어? 도망가! 빨리 가!



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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Faithfree » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:12 pm

Witticism wrote: ps. I've been everywhere man!

:mutley:
Me too!

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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Kristie » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:31 pm

Welcome, new person! :flowers:
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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Woodbutcher » Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:31 am

Welcome, Witticism. Wassup? :cheers:
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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Witticism » Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:18 am

FIO wrote:Welcome, new person! :flowers:
New person?
:mutley:

Reminds me of this:



... Actually I'm 35 :naughty:

Thanks for all the welcomes everyone.


PS. My Dad used to sing 'I've been everywhere man' to my sisters and brother and I when we were kids ... ad bloody nauseam!
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by JimC » Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:32 am

Witticism wrote:Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

Newly Taswegian and for the next 2-3yrs then hopefully back to be a Victorian!

ps. I've been everywhere man!

:mutley:
Excellent!

I love Tasmania!

The wonderful, haunting sound of the banjos!

The brave disregard for conservative opinions on incest!

(PS - Victorian officials will need to give you a detailed series of physical and mental checks if you wish to return, but I'm sure you will pass with flying colours... :shifty: )
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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Witticism » Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:52 am

JimC wrote:
Witticism wrote:Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

Newly Taswegian and for the next 2-3yrs then hopefully back to be a Victorian!

ps. I've been everywhere man!

:mutley:
Excellent!

I love Tasmania!

The wonderful, haunting sound of the banjos!

The brave disregard for conservative opinions on incest!

(PS - Victorian officials will need to give you a detailed series of physical and mental checks if you wish to return, but I'm sure you will pass with flying colours... :shifty: )
The soothing air of Bass Straight usually heals all scars of severed heads :naughty:

Oh and, I'm a life long card carrying Cats supporter so they'll let me back in ... I hope!

Now, where is my banjo ....
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

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