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A quick introduction
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Nobody expects me...
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Well, you can't leave without settling your cheese bill, certainly...andrewclunn wrote:That's not true. You can check out any time you like, but you never leave! (Cue guitar rift)Clinton Huxley wrote:The Hotel Rationalia welcomes you and hopes you enjoy your stay. Check-out is......never.
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Welcome!
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Goddamn you! Beaten to the noob's cheese yet AGAIN!!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Your offering is deemed fitting. Pass friend. I will eat this for safe-keeping.Sma11wood wrote:Thanks for the warm (and speedy!) welcome everyone. My offering is placed below for your evaluation:
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Oh, hi and welcome, Sma11wood. You'll get used to this.
Unlike me.

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Another Perthite!
Welcome Sma11wood!
Have they told you about the initiation ceremony yet?


Welcome Sma11wood!
Have they told you about the initiation ceremony yet?
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Shhhhh! Not til he gets to 100 posts.Faithfree wrote:Another Perthite!![]()
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Welcome Sma11wood!
Have they told you about the initiation ceremony yet?
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Opps, forgot.Pappa wrote:Shhhhh! Not til he gets to 100 posts.Faithfree wrote:Another Perthite!![]()
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Welcome Sma11wood!
Have they told you about the initiation ceremony yet?

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HEy, man.
I liked the intro. I always get suspicious when people just say something weird like "hello, it are I" or "Howdy dudy, I am a new member."
With some content I feel I can trust that you are a real person, and not just a sockpuppet like littlebitofnonsense.
Welcome. I'm Normal.

I liked the intro. I always get suspicious when people just say something weird like "hello, it are I" or "Howdy dudy, I am a new member."
With some content I feel I can trust that you are a real person, and not just a sockpuppet like littlebitofnonsense.
Welcome. I'm Normal.



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Hmm, I really must get my arse back over to the xkcd forums sometime today. I've been neglecting that blasphemy day thread for over a week now (not deliberately, just my usual laziness).Sma11wood wrote:...I was browsing around the xkcd forums earlier today and linked through to here from a user's signature...
But anyway, welcome Sma11wood. Pull up a bar stool.


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Welcome, Mike!
Are you a cunning linguist?
Sorry, somebody had to say it.

Sorry, somebody had to say it.

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I have been told once or twice that I'm a master debater. :-)
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Speak for yourself.andrewclunn wrote:Welcome. We are... usually a pleasant group

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Okay, fair enough. Everyone here is pleasant except for me. :twisted:
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