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by UB40 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:31 pm
CJ wrote:Ah! If you like baking you'll get on well with MasterBaker who is a great cook and brings cakes to our meetings. That makes us sound like the women's institute
Unfortunately being diabetic I can't indulge my sweet tooth as much as I used to
Mary McCartan down the road from me went to Lourdes and got cured of her diabetes. Maybe you should go there CJ - Mary now eats her cake every day with no side effects, although she uses a special sugar called sackehrine.
Tea, Coffee, Whiskey, Brandy and red wine are generally what I drink at home or bitter if I'm out at a pub.
I'm glad I didn't serve you in the bar I worked in - it would be hard to keep up with all the stuff you drink!
Woo clutter = religion. Wooberish = that spoken by people who follow religion. You did ask, you'll find I tend to say it as I see it.
Well if I speak wooberish, you atheists speak slobberish - all your fancy talk about science and rational stuff, and the half of youse work in computers and know fuck all. Sorry if that's a bit full on, but I don't speak wooberish.
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by UB40 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:34 pm
Are there any other Irish here?
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by CJ » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:43 pm
UB40 wrote:Are there any other Irish here?
A lawyer and a programer come to mind
I'm sure they'll be along soon.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:45 pm
CJ wrote:UB40 wrote:Are there any other Irish here?
A lawyer and a programer come to mind
I'm sure they'll be along soon.
Do bog Irish count?
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by CJ » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:46 pm
UB40 wrote:CJ wrote:Ah! If you like baking you'll get on well with MasterBaker who is a great cook and brings cakes to our meetings. That makes us sound like the women's institute
Unfortunately being diabetic I can't indulge my sweet tooth as much as I used to
Mary McCartan down the road from me went to Lourdes and got cured of her diabetes. Maybe you should go there CJ - Mary now eats her cake every day with no side effects, although she uses a special sugar called sackehrine.
Tea, Coffee, Whiskey, Brandy and red wine are generally what I drink at home or bitter if I'm out at a pub.
I'm glad I didn't serve you in the bar I worked in - it would be hard to keep up with all the stuff you drink!
Woo clutter = religion. Wooberish = that spoken by people who follow religion. You did ask, you'll find I tend to say it as I see it.
Well if I speak wooberish, you atheists speak slobberish - all your fancy talk about science and rational stuff, and the half of youse work in computers and know fuck all. Sorry if that's a bit full on,
but I don't speak wooberish.
Glad to hear it!
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by UB40 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:47 pm
CJ wrote:UB40 wrote:Are there any other Irish here?
A lawyer and a programer come to mind
I'm sure they'll be along soon.
Hope they're from the south. I don't like those northern fuckers much, not that I get up there.
There's too many lawyers and computer programmers in Ireland - they all fucked the economy up with their big houses and their decaying morality. We need to get back to the real salt of the Earth Ireland, where the working man is king.
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by klr » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:49 pm
CJ wrote:
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Oh I am on the lowest possible spiritual plane ie zero.
And I enjoy it very much thank you. No woo clutter here I'm afraid. But let's not get stuck into what separates us, what's you favourite tipple?
I have yet to meet a a real Irishman who doesn't drink 
CJ!!!!!!! 
Oh, and welcome UB40. I don't drink or smoke or believe in God, but other than that, we're cool ...
UB40 wrote:CJ wrote:UB40 wrote:Are there any other Irish here?
There's too many lawyers and
computer programmers in Ireland - they all fucked the economy up with their big houses and their decaying morality. We need to get back to the real salt of the Earth Ireland, where the working man is king.
I don't own a house ... yet. Now is my time
. Some of us refused to join the rat-race, and saved our money.
And I work very hard ...
almost all the time.
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by UB40 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:52 pm
Hello klr.
You are the opposite of an Irishman, not drinking, believing in God etc., but I am glad to make your acquaintance - I bet if you went back far enough your great great great great garndaddy was one of those Spanish boys wrecked after the Armada - they only drink sherry and eat olives. Are you swarthy at all? Where do you live?
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by Feck » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:53 pm
Hello don't worry about all the humanists around here most of them are sweet people .
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by UB40 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:54 pm
Feck wrote:Hello don't worry about all the humanists around here most of them are sweet people .
Humans?
What, are there other species typing here?
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by klr » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:54 pm
UB40 wrote:Hello klr.
You are the opposite of an Irishman, not drinking, believing in God etc., but I am glad to make your acquaintance - I bet if you went back far enough your great great great great garndaddy was one of those Spanish boys wrecked after the Armada - they only drink sherry and eat olives. Are you swarthy at all? Where do you live?
I took Ollie Cromwell's advice and went to Connacht some years ago - Galway to be exact. I'm originally from Cork though, meaning I am (and always will be) a Corkonian at heart.
Me? Swarthy?
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by UB40 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:56 pm
klr wrote:UB40 wrote:Hello klr.
You are the opposite of an Irishman, not drinking, believing in God etc., but I am glad to make your acquaintance - I bet if you went back far enough your great great great great garndaddy was one of those Spanish boys wrecked after the Armada - they only drink sherry and eat olives. Are you swarthy at all? Where do you live?
I took Ollie Cromwell's advice and went to Connacht some years ago - Galway to be exact. I'm originally from Cork though, meaning I am (and always will be) a Corkonian at heart.
Me? Swarthy?
A Corkman! Ha.
Did you enjoy watching the Gooch take youse apart last week?
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by UB40 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:56 pm
Lovely to meet you all. I've had great fun, and I'll be back again soon.
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by klr » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:57 pm
UB40 wrote:klr wrote:UB40 wrote:Hello klr.
You are the opposite of an Irishman, not drinking, believing in God etc., but I am glad to make your acquaintance - I bet if you went back far enough your great great great great garndaddy was one of those Spanish boys wrecked after the Armada - they only drink sherry and eat olives. Are you swarthy at all? Where do you live?
I took Ollie Cromwell's advice and went to Connacht some years ago - Galway to be exact. I'm originally from Cork though, meaning I am (and always will be) a Corkonian at heart.
Me? Swarthy?
A Corkman! Ha.
Did you enjoy watching the Gooch take youse apart last week?
What? I have already erased it from my memory, a necessary survival trick when you have to endure as many disappointments as we do.
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by CJ » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:58 pm
klr wrote:CJ wrote:
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Oh I am on the lowest possible spiritual plane ie zero.
And I enjoy it very much thank you. No woo clutter here I'm afraid. But let's not get stuck into what separates us, what's you favourite tipple?
I have yet to meet a a real Irishman who doesn't drink
CJ!!!!!!!
You really should know me by now
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