How does one do this?

Post by **MrFungus420** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 9:46 pm

Oh shit

I mean, "Good to see you, Hack!"

Post by **hackenslash** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:29 pm

Awight mate?

Post by **theropod** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:43 pm

hackenslash wrote:I wanted to say hello. I'm not really a new member. I joined in 2009, but none of you know me. I lurked and lurked and lurked, and then I posted, but my posts were lost in the aether, which is a bit of a problem, because the aether doesn't exist, having been falsified in 1887. Anyhoo, since I'm a complete stranger, I ask you all not to pay any attention to any of my posts, especially this one.

I can't post here from my workplace because, every time I try, the 'don't look at shit we don't like' software kicks in and plays my theme tune, The Awuga Waltz.

I thought I'd let you all know that I will be lurking here within tent. Or is that with intent? Either way, I'm bored with other places, so you lot had better keep me entertained.

I will not be participating in any thread that casts aspersions at other fora (except A+ because, of course, there's nothing to do but take the piss out of them), and I most definitely will not be engaging in 'that' thread.

My interests are taking the piss, casting ill-informed opinions on the issues of the day, generally being a nuisance, and boobs. I especially like perky boobs that look you straight in the eye (as well as pendulous boobs that hit you in the eye).

I have a small penis, but it's big enough to fill a pram (several, actually, on current evidence), and I know how to use it.

I have a feeling we'll mostly be firm friends, apart from that Seth bloke who seems a bit weird.

Seriously, though, I have much love for you lot, and I'm experiencing some pretty extreme disillusionment with forum life, and I'm hoping a bit of Ratz-style levity can cure me.

Hi to all those for whom I have affection (you know who you are), and to all the others:

Hey Hack, Good to "see" you here. I also have about lost all interest in forums. I finally figured out that it doesn't really matter what one posts or how much effort is invested. It's all bullshit. Even this reply is mostly bullshit. If I didn't actually think of you as a friend I'd not even post this.

I blame it ALL on Richard and his clown car full of dick lickers.

Let the trolling continue.

RS

Post by **Seth** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:20 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Seth wrote:I'm weird? Man, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is.

But welcome to the festering cesspool of socialist despair and ruination!

You'll find the Prozac in the loo, under the sink.
Since when has there been a sink? Have you been washing your hands in the bidet?

Well, at least I haven't been drinking from it thinking it was a drinking fountain like you have.

Post by **Xamonas Chegwé** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 2:52 am

Seth wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Seth wrote:I'm weird? Man, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is.

But welcome to the festering cesspool of socialist despair and ruination!

You'll find the Prozac in the loo, under the sink.
Since when has there been a sink? Have you been washing your hands in the bidet?
Well, at least I haven't been drinking from it thinking it was a drinking fountain like you have.

Ugh!!!1!!

The only reason that bloody bidet is here is that Svarty insisted on it. It's some cultural thing, apparently. What he gets up to in that thing with his snail's legs and over-ripe brie is nothing to do with me! But I can assure you that I would never get durnk enough to get my mouthparts anywhere near that digusting thing! again...

Post by **pErvinalia** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 2:57 am

Apparently you spray your arse with it. Not sure why anyone would want to do that. Is it some sort of French substitute for a shower??

Post by **JimC** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 3:02 am

I think it's some form of perverted French sex toy...

Post by **Bella Fortuna** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:55 am

HELLO MISTER!

Post by **pErvinalia** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:14 am

WELCOME BACK bELLA!!11!!!!!!1!

Post by **JimC** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:15 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:HELLO MISTER!

rEvolutionist wrote:WELCOME BACK bELLA!!11!!!!!!1!

Clearly, it was my mention of perverted French sex toys that drew her back...

But, yes indeed, welcome!

Post by **hackenslash** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:00 am

theropod wrote:Hey Hack, Good to "see" you here. I also have about lost all interest in forums. I finally figured out that it doesn't really matter what one posts or how much effort is invested. It's all bullshit. Even this reply is mostly bullshit. If I didn't actually think of you as a friend I'd not even post this.

I blame it ALL on Richard and his clown car full of dick lickers.

Let the trolling continue.

RS

Hey dude. I hear ya!

Glad you're still lurking somewhere at least.

Post by **Seth** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:41 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Apparently you spray your arse with it. Not sure why anyone would want to do that. Is it some sort of French substitute for a shower??

It's heaven for piles patients...Wish I'd had them put one in my house.

The Japanese have all sorts of toilets with built-in, remote control retracting spray heads for "taint" cleaning. Among other luxuries...

Post by **Svartalf** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:43 am

JimC wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:HELLO MISTER!

rEvolutionist wrote:WELCOME BACK bELLA!!11!!!!!!1!
Clearly, it was my mention of perverted French sex toys that drew her back...

But, yes indeed, welcome!

and whom do you have to thank for perverted French sex toys on this forum?
Huh?

Post by **JimC** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:02 am

Fair point, Svarty!

Post by **rainbow** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:58 am

hackenslash wrote:
rainbow wrote:
hackenslash wrote: I will not be participating in any thread that casts aspersions at other fora (except A+ because, of course, there's nothing to do but take the piss out of them), and I most definitely will not be engaging in 'that' thread.
...so you're happy to defend that bunch of tossers at Ratskep?
...so you're happy to put words in my mouth?

I wouldn't be happy to put ANYTHING into that thing.

I see some things haven't changed.

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