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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by cronus » Mon May 12, 2014 3:51 am

JimC wrote:My dear chap, welcome to the asylum!
Shutter Island. There is a lifeboat where the real inmates amuse themselves. Only staff in the smoking bin here. :smoke:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by FBM » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 am

Citizensmith wrote:Thanks. :) Seems like the sort of place that attracts the more discerning and intelligent folk...
:spray: I'm thinking this is an example of your twisted sense of humor. :freak:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 12, 2014 5:20 am

He'll leave us in 2 weeks.

I'm going to eat some cheese now.
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by SteveB » Mon May 12, 2014 5:22 am

You're such a pessimist.

Hello and stuff. :cheers:

Umm...how are you doing?

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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by rainbow » Mon May 12, 2014 6:59 am

Citizensmith wrote:
Scumple wrote:Welcome to the very last stand in a irrational world. There are few who find there way here. This is afterall The Nautilus and Papa is Captain Nemo. :read:
Is this the novel, or a movie version? And if it's a movie are we looking at Michael Bay or some kind of Disney thing with singing ornaments?
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by rachelbean » Mon May 12, 2014 8:08 am

Hello and welcome :cheers:

I'm your opposite: From California and living in the UK (came here for wuv).

So, what is your favorite cheese? :teef:

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 12, 2014 8:26 am

I bought my farm for wuv. Then the b!tch left me and I lost my will to live.
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by FBM » Mon May 12, 2014 9:03 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I bought my farm for wuv. Then the b!tch left me and I lost my will to live.
I guess you also lost your will to farm?
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 12, 2014 9:52 am

Never had it in the first place. I rent the grass out to a guy with cows.
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Faithfree » Mon May 12, 2014 1:16 pm

Welcome Cs! You'll find that everyone's name gets shorted here. I'm Ff. Also with a geology degree or three. Northern California is my favorite bit of the US; the only bit I've visited twice. Well, welcome!
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Citizensmith » Mon May 12, 2014 1:41 pm

Scott1328 wrote:What is your opinion of tomatoes?
Staunchly pro-tomato
Quiet delicious, particularly accompanied by toast, cheddar cheese, and a bit of black pepper. Pronounced tom-ah-toe, not to-may-toe.
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Citizensmith » Mon May 12, 2014 1:46 pm

rachelbean wrote:Hello and welcome :cheers:

I'm your opposite: From California and living in the UK (came here for wuv).

So, what is your favorite cheese? :teef:
Now I was quite fond of Wales, but I think you really traded down on the weather there.

I don't have a favorite cheese, being more a fan of any cheese with a good character to it. Always got some sharp cheddar in the fridge, but I do know where the nearest cheese shop is.
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by FBM » Mon May 12, 2014 2:19 pm

Well, then, what's your take on bacon? Lovely, delicious, life-giving bacon...
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by laklak » Mon May 12, 2014 2:56 pm

Greetings and felicitations. Or maybe it's fellatiotions. I'm easily confused. Because I'm old. And slowly dementing. Or maybe it's "demoning". I'm easily confused. Because I'm old.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by MiM » Mon May 12, 2014 3:54 pm

Faithfree wrote:Welcome Cs! You'll find that everyone's name gets shorted here. I'm Ff. Also with a geology degree or three. Northern California is my favorite bit of the US; the only bit I've visited twice. Well, welcome!
Nice Nick, that - Cs - Has a familiar ring to it, especially isotopes 137 and 134.

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