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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:35 am

born-again-atheist wrote:Isn't it curious how you can flood a welcome thread and never have the recipient post?
Gawdzilla wrote:When would they get the chance? :dono:
littlebitofnonsense wrote: :whisper: Does the person who starts the welcome thread PM the recipient and let them know about it? ;)
FIO wrote:That's actually a very good idea!
Welcome, new guy! :flowers:
Gawdzilla wrote:That's probably why we don't do it.
However, there's nothing to say the FNG needs to post here. Sometimes warm and fuzzy can be obtained by viewing. :tup:
littlebitofnonsense wrote: :whisper: so long as they know the thread exists :hehe:
Gawdzilla wrote:You didn't notice the segue there, I take it. :read:
littlebitofnonsense wrote:How Rude! :dq:

You can take it or leave it.... up to you... :read:

I did notice BTW, but I hardly think that was a segue. I agree that the recipient doesn't necessarily need to post in their welcome thread as they can gain warm and fuzzy by viewing, however they do need to know the thread exists before the viewing is possible. :FIO:
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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by Animavore » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:07 am

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Post by JimC » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:53 am

I am reminded of a time in the Australian Parliament when a conservative rural MP started to give his maiden speech. He started his speech, talking very slowly, saying:

"I am a country member..."

Before he could complete his sentence, he was rudely interrupted by an opoosition MP shouting out:

"Yeah, we remember!"

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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by Animavore » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:54 am

JimC wrote:I am reminded of a time in the Australian Parliament when a conservative rural MP started to give his maiden speech. He started his speech, talking very slowly, saying:

"I am a country member..."

Before he could complete his sentence, he was rudely interrupted by an opoosition MP shouting out:

"Yeah, we remember!"

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:hilarious: Almost sounds like an urban legend.
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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:54 am

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Post by FBM » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:02 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle.
Need visual aid...



Oh, and come on in and make y'self t' home, CB. Knock yer boots off at th' door, first. I ain't fittin' ta sweep th' floor all over agin.
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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:02 am

I love that song. :biggrin: What other song has fiddles and riddles and griddles?
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Post by FBM » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:06 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song. :biggrin: What other song has fiddles and riddles and griddles?

I have lost all desire for you whatsoever. :ddpan:
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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by Animavore » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:07 am

FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song. :biggrin: What other song has fiddles and riddles and griddles?

I have lost all desire for you whatsoever. :ddpan:

:stays well out of this one:
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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:08 am

FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song. :biggrin: What other song has fiddles and riddles and griddles?

I have lost all desire for you whatsoever. :ddpan:
Oh come on, I'm sure there's something in that song about the hawgs devouring grandmaw.... you know you love it.
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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by starr » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:10 am

FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song. :biggrin: What other song has fiddles and riddles and griddles?

I have lost all desire for you whatsoever. :ddpan:

@Bella: :tup:

I have gained more desire for you than ever. :flowers:


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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by FBM » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:11 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song. :biggrin: What other song has fiddles and riddles and griddles?

I have lost all desire for you whatsoever. :ddpan:
Oh come on, I'm sure there's something in that song about the hawgs devouring grandmaw.... you know you love it.
I admit I've never listened to it all the way through...Produce the lyrics about th' hawgs eatin' gran'maw' and I'll reconsider... :eddy:
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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:11 am

littlebitofnonsense wrote:
FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song. :biggrin: What other song has fiddles and riddles and griddles?

I have lost all desire for you whatsoever. :ddpan:

@Bella: :tup:

I have gained more desire for you than ever. :flowers:


:hehe:
There's my sexy girl. :cuddle:

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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by FBM » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:14 am

Bella Fortuna wrote::hmph: to you-know-who.





























































ok. i admit it. i'm still hot for you... :flowers: :FIO:
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Re: Welcome, countryboy!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:15 am

FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song. :biggrin: What other song has fiddles and riddles and griddles?

I have lost all desire for you whatsoever. :ddpan:
Oh come on, I'm sure there's something in that song about the hawgs devouring grandmaw.... you know you love it.
I admit I've never listened to it all the way through...Produce the lyrics about th' hawgs eatin' gran'maw' and I'll reconsider... :eddy:
"Well I got me a fine hawg
I got me old gran'maw
When the sun's comin' up I think she's gonna get ate raw
Fer her it ain't gonna be no holiday at the day-spaaaaaaa
Thank god I'm a country boy..."
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