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Re: The bar is open

Post by tattuchu » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:16 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Tis 5pm, time for a Marstons Old Empire.

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Re: The bar is open

Post by AshtonBlack » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:17 pm

A pint o' the black stuff for me. Yum!
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Post by lordpasternack » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:17 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:I'm not entirely sure hands were involved. :coffee: ;)
Perhaps that was the one where I was trying to prove that I could do it blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back, then... ;)
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Re: The bar is open

Post by AshtonBlack » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:18 pm

lordpasternack wrote:
AshtonBlack wrote:I'm not entirely sure hands were involved. :coffee: ;)
Perhaps that was the one where I was trying to prove that I could do it blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back, then... ;)
SRSLY.... :hyper: :hehe:

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Re: The bar is open

Post by JimC » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:27 pm

Damn these time-zones! :lay:

Here, it's 7.30 am on a Saturday morning; even for me, a little too early to start...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: The bar is open

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:12 pm

JimC wrote:Damn these time-zones! :lay:

Here, it's 7.30 am on a Saturday morning; even for me, a little too early to start...
Wait, what what what?!? :what:

What do you think god made mimosas and bloody marys for if not to provide cultural approval for drinking in the morning?
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Re: The bar is open

Post by Feck » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:17 pm

damn ,bottle finished Feck sad :cry: can Smoke in here if I sit by the window ?
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Re: The bar is open

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:19 pm

Feck wrote:damn ,bottle finished Feck sad :cry: can Smoke in here if I sit by the window ?
:console: Life is cruel, my dear.
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Re: The bar is open

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:40 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:What do you think god made mimosas and bloody marys for if not to provide cultural approval for drinking in the morning?
Somebody say Bloody Breakfast? :FIO: :naughty: :drool: :drunk:
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Re: The bar is open

Post by The Curious Squid » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:51 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:A pint o' the black stuff for me. Yum!
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You can't drink a pint of Bovril!

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Re: The bar is open

Post by JimC » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:16 am

At last it's G & T time here in old Melbourne town! :drunk:
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Re: The bar is open

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:39 am

JimC wrote:At last it's G & T time here in old Melbourne town! :drunk:
What, it's finally gone past 10 am? :lol:
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Re: The bar is open

Post by JimC » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:33 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
JimC wrote:At last it's G & T time here in old Melbourne town! :drunk:
What, it's finally gone past 10 am? :lol:
:nono: :nono: :nono:

4 pm, and the sun is definitely over the yard arm...
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Re: The bar is open

Post by Feck » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:39 am

7:30 am mmmmm still the bar is open :tup:
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Re: The bar is open

Post by JimC » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:51 am

Feck wrote:7:30 am mmmmm still the bar is open :tup:
Late finish or early start?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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