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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.

Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:08 pm

What was I actually saying to you on the phone Geoff?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:12 pm

That you even remembered you called him is a promising sign.
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Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:21 pm

I only had 1 hour sleep but feel fine today. Though the girl I was supposed to be meeting did cancel on me :(
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JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:22 pm

I'm sorry. :( Foolish girl. :nono:
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Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:24 pm

To be fair, I did pretty much stand her up on Saturday so it's my own fault. I thought I'd made up for it but maybe not.
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JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:25 pm

Go console yourself with some Froot Loops. :soup:
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Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:27 pm

Those are almost gone, breakfast almost every day :soup: They taste great but the colour they turn when the milk is added scares me :D
We have no great war, no great depression.
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JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:55 pm

You shall have more. Any other kinds you fancy? Lucky Charms? Apple Jacks? Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs?

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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.

Post by Ace » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:00 pm

Paco wrote:
You guys mean so mych to me.
The feeling is mutual. Very much so! :cheers:
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Post by JasonK » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:34 pm

Paco wrote:Jason, don't even start. you know I'd go gay for you bro.

I've missed you immessurably.
:naughty:

I've missed you too, bro. Like I said to Gawd, you should have come visit me! :lay:
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.

Post by Geoff » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:01 pm

Paco wrote:What was I actually saying to you on the phone Geoff?
How the fuck should I know? It sounded something like:

"Mpishdsorrrymfuckingpishdopeydntmindmefongngngnuslatempished"

And sort your avatar out - where's your hat?
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.

Post by Pappa » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:29 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:You shall have more. Any other kinds you fancy? Lucky Charms? Apple Jacks? Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs?

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Does that mean I get more beer too. ;)
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.

Post by Animavore » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:10 pm

I usually ignore what you write anyway.
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:22 pm

Geoff wrote:
Paco wrote:What was I actually saying to you on the phone Geoff?
How the fuck should I know? It sounded something like:

"Mpishdsorrrymfuckingpishdopeydntmindmefongngngnuslatempished"

And sort your avatar out - where's your hat?
:funny:

That's not drunk, that's just Glaswegian. ;)
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.

Post by Pappa » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:32 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Geoff wrote:
Paco wrote:What was I actually saying to you on the phone Geoff?
How the fuck should I know? It sounded something like:

"Mpishdsorrrymfuckingpishdopeydntmindmefongngngnuslatempished"

And sort your avatar out - where's your hat?
:funny:

That's not drunk, that's just Glaswegian. ;)
Bella, where's your hat?
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