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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Ian » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:00 am

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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:05 am

Schneibster » wrote:
Don't Panic » wrote:I think we have one, :tldr: yep.
Nice collection.

Hey, is your avatar that Honda thing that's learning to walk?
That's a chap who fell on his pruning shears.

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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by tattuchu » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:06 am

Otters are cute. You can't not love otters.
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They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:07 am

tattuchu » wrote:Otters are cute. You can't not love otters.
You otter know.
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Post by Schneibster » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:10 am

I was asking Don't Panic. But in all polititudeinousness, thanks.

The human body is amazingly resilient.

Everybody likes otters, pretty much.
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Post by Hermit » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:21 am

Welcome, Schneibster. You'll love our #1 lollertarian, as well as the gaggle of lesser ones that regale us with their words of randid wisdom. Looking forward to the fireworks.
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Schneibster » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:23 am

Since everybody's so nice here's one. It might be big and I'm lazy about looking up the rules so I'll put a spoiler tag around it in case someone's on a cell phone or something.
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That's a mother otter chowing down and her pup about to come and see if s/he can coax some out of her, after s/he finishes with the kelp crab shell momma gave hir. She'll give the pup about a quarter to a third of what she finds, in addition to her milk, generally, until the pup is a yearling and she comes into estrus again. The shell is about the size of a man's fist.
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Post by Schneibster » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:39 am

Seraph » wrote:Welcome, Schneibster. You'll love our #1 lollertarian, as well as the gaggle of lesser ones that regale us with their words of randid wisdom. Looking forward to the fireworks.
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Post by Schneibster » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:40 am

I'm being summoned, gotta go help the Giants win and turn the roast, and so foarth and so oone.

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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:17 am

Nice intro. Would you like to buy some homeopathic water? It's organic? :dunno:
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Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Don't Panic » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:17 am

Schneibster wrote:
Don't Panic » wrote:I think we have one, :tldr: yep.
Nice collection.

Hey, is your avatar that Honda thing that's learning to walk?
No, it's marvin the paranoid android.

He would be very depressed at being compared to a Honda.
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Pensioner » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:24 am

Nice intro mate and wecome.
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by JimC » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:45 am

Cheers, mate, and welcome from the deep south...
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Feck » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:52 am

Hello welcome ..
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Pappa » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:31 am

Schneibster » wrote:I was asking Don't Panic. But in all polititudeinousness, thanks.

The human body is amazingly resilient.

Everybody likes otters, pretty much.
Capybara's are better though.
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