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Post by virphen » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:58 am

After the meltdown at a certain other notable forum patronised by atheists, I heard there was a vacany here for a fairy-fingering ass-raping space lizard. Is this where I apply?
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Re: Hi guys

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:59 am

virphen wrote:After the meltdown at a certain other notable forum patronised by atheists, I heard there was a vacany here for a fairy-fingering ass-raping space lizard. Is this where I apply?
Lizards are always welcome here. We haz crunchy humans! :food:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:00 am

We have at least three of those already but I suppose there's always room for one more - can't have too many fairy-fingering ass-raping space lizards, now can you?

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Re: Hi guys

Post by SevenOfNine » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:01 am

Well, I guess so, the good folks here seem to be tolerating the re-incarnation of Darwinsbulldog here [so far].
Welcome aboard from another newbie! :console: :huggeroo:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:01 am

Welcome, lizard person! :cheers:
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Re: Hi guys

Post by Kristie » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:01 am

The new guy scares me. :shifty:

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Re: Hi guys

Post by HughMcB » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:04 am

virphen wrote:After the meltdown at a certain other notable forum patronised by atheists, I heard there was a vacany here for a fairy-fingering ass-raping space lizard. Is this where I apply?
:drunk: :td: :soup: :cheers: :oj:
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Re: Hi guys

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:04 am

Slither your way on in! Will you show me your tongue?

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Re: Hi guys

Post by Thommo » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:05 am

virphen wrote:After the meltdown at a certain other notable forum patronised by atheists, I heard there was a vacany here for a fairy-fingering ass-raping space lizard. Is this where I apply?
I'm sure I've seen you somewhere before... :think:
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Re: Hi guys

Post by virphen » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:11 am

Thanks for the welcome new and old "faces". I'm not that scary really, unless you have to interact with me.

I've already arranged for one of my colleagues to "visit" a certain JT, and asked them to make sure to use the largest size probe - the one about the same diameter as a basketball.
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Re: Hi guys

Post by natselrox » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:19 pm

You found your way? :funny:
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Re: Hi guys

Post by Blip » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:35 pm

Hi Virphen, thanks for the tip-off :td:
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Re: Hi guys

Post by virphen » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:58 pm

Blip wrote:Hi Virphen, thanks for the tip-off :td:
You're welcome Blip, nice to see you. Nice to see the revolving DNA guy too, but don't tell him I said that or his head will get even bigger.
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Re: Hi guys

Post by natselrox » Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:05 pm

virphen wrote:
Blip wrote:Hi Virphen, thanks for the tip-off :td:
You're welcome Blip, nice to see you. Nice to see the revolving DNA guy too, but don't tell him I said that or his head will get even bigger.
Reptiles and their small brains! :hehe:
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