I feel it is important, nay necessary, for one's mental hygiene, to quote Blazing Saddles at least once a day.
Qualifications?
I stampeded cattle.
Stampeding cattle isn't much of a crime.
Through the Vatican?
Kinkyyyyy... Sign here.
They said you wuz hung.
And they wuz right.[/quote]
I was dragged kicking and screaming by my wife on an organised walk though London last weekend. At the end, the organisers handed out button badges. I'm afraid I couldn't resist the all time classic.
Baaadges? We don't need no steekin' baaadges!!!!!
It's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
I was dragged kicking and screaming by my wife on an organised walk though London last weekend. At the end, the organisers handed out button badges. I'm afraid I couldn't resist the all time classic.
Baaadges? We don't need no steekin' baaadges!!!!!
I've waited all my life (well, since Blazing Saddles came out) for that opportunity.
I have, however, been about to use: "'Scuze me while I whip dis out."
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
I was dragged kicking and screaming by my wife on an organised walk though London last weekend. At the end, the organisers handed out button badges. I'm afraid I couldn't resist the all time classic.
Baaadges? We don't need no steekin' baaadges!!!!!
I've waited all my life (well, since Blazing Saddles came out) for that opportunity.
I have, however, been about to use: "'Scuze me while I whip dis out."
...followed immediately by "Face it, everything below the waist is kaput."
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
-Douglas Adams
About me: I have prehensile eyebrows. I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak. When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
Careful, he may be Normal but he's not normal - he's Scandinavian - which is the worst kind of avian!!
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return. Salman Rushdie You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. House MD Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view. Sandy Denny This is the wrong forum for bluffing Paco Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish! Calilasseia I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants. Twoflower Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse Millefleur
About me: Being your slave, what should I do but tend Upon the hours and times of your desire? I have no precious time at all to spend, Nor services to do, till you require.
Careful, he may be Normal but he's not normal - he's Scandinavian - which is the worst kind of avian!!
