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Postby rainbow » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:00 am

Gord wrote:Gawdzilla Sama sent me here for the smilies. I think. Actually, if he did, it was months ago and I'm only just getting around to it.

On the other hand, I suddenly realise I might have the wrong place. But the smilies are still good so...yeah. Whatever. :blah:

I came here from the Skeptics Forum where I have, at last count, over 29949 posts because I am rad and OR I like to hear myself type.

...something's not right with that last sentence. Ah! I see it! Okay it's fixed now.

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Re: I er uh hi.

Postby pErvinalia » Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:21 pm

This is getting my gord up.... :lay:
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Postby Gord » Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:03 pm

I blame Hitler. The guy was a jerk anyway.
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Postby Tero » Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:15 pm

Gord, what is with the barn owl? They are creepy. I like great horned owls.
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Postby Rum » Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:16 pm

Tero wrote:Gord, what is with the barn owl? They are creepy. I like great horned owls.


Their faces look like a flying vagina. :?
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Postby Brian Peacock » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:19 pm

You need to get out more. :|
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Re: I er uh hi.

Postby Gord » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:41 am

Tero wrote:Gord, what is with the barn owl? They are creepy. I like great horned owls.

It came free with a large Coke.
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Postby rachelbean » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:35 am

Welcome! :fall:
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Postby Woodbutcher » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:14 am

A belated welcome, Gord! :cheers:
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Postby Gord » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:51 am

Aha! I finally remembered how to get back here!

I kept typing "drat" into the address bar, but nothing was coming up....
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Postby JimC » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:59 am

Now you are here, please provide us with detailed information about your thoughts on cheese and/or bacon...
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Postby Gord » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:02 am

Cheese is best when crispy, and bacon is best when bacony.
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Re: I er uh hi.

Postby Gord » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:03 am

Also, my favourite word is "moist". I'm told it's a terrible terrible word, but it makes me happy whenever I get to say it.
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Postby JimC » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:06 am

Both these posts confirm my view that you are the right stuff for Rationalia... :tea:
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Postby pErvinalia » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:15 am

Gord wrote:Also, my favourite word is "moist". I'm told it's a terrible terrible word, but it makes me happy whenever I get to say it.
I've got to agree that it is an awesome word. Both the feelings it evokes and the sound as it is spoken.
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