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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue May 26, 2009 9:18 pm

Pensioner? Good Lord, they'll let anyone be a member of this place.....
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 26, 2009 9:22 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Pensioner? Good Lord, they'll let anyone be a member of this place.....
:what: Indeed.
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Post by Woodbutcher » Thu May 28, 2009 12:37 am

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Post by Pensioner » Thu May 28, 2009 6:00 pm

lordpasternack wrote:Who'd'a thunk that a member would end up having a meme attached to them as a result of some idle conversation in a welcoming thread? :biggrin:
Take the piss, I can take it, unlike you bloody scots. :Erasb:
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”

John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by lordpasternack » Thu May 28, 2009 7:29 pm

Pensioner wrote:
lordpasternack wrote:Who'd'a thunk that a member would end up having a meme attached to them as a result of some idle conversation in a welcoming thread? :biggrin:
Take the piss, I can take it, unlike you bloody scots. :Erasb:
:Erasb:

I wasn't taking the piss. XC had the name "Shirley" written where the silly little dragon is now, for a short while. :tea:
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by Don't Panic » Thu May 28, 2009 7:38 pm

lordpasternack wrote:
Pensioner wrote:
lordpasternack wrote:Who'd'a thunk that a member would end up having a meme attached to them as a result of some idle conversation in a welcoming thread? :biggrin:
Take the piss, I can take it, unlike you bloody scots. :Erasb:
:Erasb:

I wasn't taking the piss. XC had the name "Shirley" written where the silly little dragon is now, for a short while. :tea:
Once I figure out how to stop him changing it, Shirley will be back. :dp:
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by Beelzebub2 » Thu May 28, 2009 8:07 pm

DP wrote:
lordpasternack wrote:
Pensioner wrote:
lordpasternack wrote:Who'd'a thunk that a member would end up having a meme attached to them as a result of some idle conversation in a welcoming thread? :biggrin:
Take the piss, I can take it, unlike you bloody scots. :Erasb:
:Erasb:

I wasn't taking the piss. XC had the name "Shirley" written where the silly little dragon is now, for a short while. :tea:
Once I figure out how to stop him changing it, Shirley will be back. :dp:
Didn't you have a leprechaun for a while beneath your user name as well? :whistle:
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by Pensioner » Thu May 28, 2009 10:39 pm

lordpasternack wrote:
Pensioner wrote:
lordpasternack wrote:Who'd'a thunk that a member would end up having a meme attached to them as a result of some idle conversation in a welcoming thread? :biggrin:
Take the piss, I can take it, unlike you bloody scots. :Erasb:
:Erasb:

I wasn't taking the piss. XC had the name "Shirley" written where the silly little dragon is now, for a short while. :tea:
You have come on since I first met you on RDF, you are almost coherent now. :cheers:
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”

John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu May 28, 2009 11:18 pm

Pensioner wrote:
lordpasternack wrote:
Pensioner wrote:
lordpasternack wrote:Who'd'a thunk that a member would end up having a meme attached to them as a result of some idle conversation in a welcoming thread? :biggrin:
Take the piss, I can take it, unlike you bloody scots. :Erasb:
:Erasb:

I wasn't taking the piss. XC had the name "Shirley" written where the silly little dragon is now, for a short while. :tea:
You have come on since I first met you on RDF, you are almost continent now. :cheers:
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by lordpasternack » Fri May 29, 2009 12:21 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Pensioner wrote: You have come on since I first met you on RDF, you are almost continent now. :cheers:
:fix:
I am not almost continent now! How dare you try spreading such a vicious rumour a few hours before Edinburgh?! :x
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 29, 2009 12:27 am

lordpasternack wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Pensioner wrote: You have come on since I first met you on RDF, you are almost continent now. :cheers:
:fix:
I am not almost continent now! How dare you try spreading such a vicious rumour a few hours before Edinburgh?! :x
Sorry. I apologise. You are not continent at all. Silly me. :shifty:
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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by GreyBeardLoon » Fri May 29, 2009 8:00 pm

I'll be Skypeing you Pensioner. :coffeespray:
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by normal » Fri May 29, 2009 8:25 pm

GreyBeardLoon wrote:I'll be Skypeing you Pensioner. :coffeespray:
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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 29, 2009 8:34 pm

GreyBeardLoon wrote:I'll be Skypeing you Pensioner. :coffeespray:
Hey you! So glad to see you. :cheers:

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Re: Welcome Pensioner

Post by Pensioner » Fri May 29, 2009 10:01 pm

GreyBeardLoon wrote:I'll be Skypeing you Pensioner. :coffeespray:

It was fun mate. :hehe:
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”

John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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