I want to be an asshole and make money too. Survival of the wisest me bollox. He even admits in this interview on The Colbert Report that he's in it for the money (when he refers to himself as a 'profit')
I'm pretty sure I have the smarts to unload money off suckers.
One cuntin problem. I have a conscience.

I'm compelled to tell the truth about things as I see them even to my own disadvantage (some people think I'm an arsehole because I burst bubbles on a regular basis).