I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:42 am

But atheists are obsessed with reason and evidence. They will demand proof, proof denies faith, and without faith, we are nothing.
Genesis 20:2-3 I am the LORD thy God... Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

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Re: I am returned

Post by The Holy Spirit » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:44 am

YHVH wrote:But atheists are obsessed with reason and evidence. They will demand proof, proof denies faith, and without faith, we are nothing.
Well this thread kind of proves we exist, doesn't it?
Who you gonna call?

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Re: I am returned

Post by klr » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:44 am

YHVH wrote:But atheists are obsessed with reason and evidence. They will demand proof, proof denies faith, and without faith, we are nothing.
Have you been reading Douglas Adams lately? :hum:
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Re: I am returned

Post by The Holy Trinity » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:45 am

The Holy Spirit wrote:
YHVH wrote:But atheists are obsessed with reason and evidence. They will demand proof, proof denies faith, and without faith, we are nothing.
Well this thread kind of proves we exist, doesn't it?
OH, FUCK! Don't say tha... *pop*
Three... three... three gods in one.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Virgin Mary » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:45 am

Language, Trinity. :nono:
Take me, Lord!

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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:45 am

Oh bollocks! *pop*
Genesis 20:2-3 I am the LORD thy God... Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

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Re: I am returned

Post by Virgin Mary » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:46 am

Language, YHVH, :nono:
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:46 am

Dad?
Where'd he g... *pop*
John 14:6 I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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Re: I am returned

Post by Allah » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:47 am

Spook, you're an idio... *pop*

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Re: I am returned

Post by The Holy Spirit » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:48 am

What? What did I ... *pop*
Who you gonna call?

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Re: I am returned

Post by Satan » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:49 am

HMWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mine! All Mi... Oh, bugger! *pop*
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Re: I am returned

Post by charlou » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:49 am

How's that for a few puffs of logic! 8-)
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Re: I am returned

Post by Virgin Mary » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:49 am

Language... Where is everyone?
Take me, Lord!

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Re: I am returned

Post by Buzzardhut » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:51 am

:begging: I'm still here. :shifty: :naughty: :drool:
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Re: I am returned

Post by Virgin Mary » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:51 am

:roll: Oh, please. Just fuck off.
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