I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:21 am

You are too early. It is not yet time and you know it.
Genesis 20:2-3 I am the LORD thy God... Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:22 am

Come on, Dad! I'm bored out of my mind up there. I have been for 2,000 years! I need to do something!
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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:22 am

It is not yet time. You must have patience. Look at what happened last time you rushed in without thinking. You went and got yourself killed.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:23 am

Only temporarily.
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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:23 am

And who do you think did that? Anyway, that's not the point.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Ace » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:23 am

CJ wrote:
Ace wrote:
Jesus Christ wrote:Believe in me and you shall be saved.
I ask the question again.

Which mod is doing that...I desire answers! :lay:
Ace the son of God has joined the forum accept Him for who he is and ask Him any questions you have. Let earthly issues not concern you now as this is indeed the Second Coming.


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Re: I am returned

Post by Virgin Mary » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:25 am

YHVH! Come back to bed. I'm waitiiiiing! :Flirt:
Oh! Jesus! I didn't know you were here! :oops:
Take me, Lord!
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:25 am

Hi Mum. :hiwave:
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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:26 am

:oops: I'll be along shortly, dear. :naughty:
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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:26 am

The extension isn't finished yet, Son. We have no room for them all.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Satan » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:27 am

Oh, goody! More for me!
How about a nice piece of fruit? Just sign here.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:28 am

Satan wrote:Oh, goody! More for me!
Get thee behind me, uncle! :crusade:
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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:29 am

Stick your nose OUT, little brother. :boxing:
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Re: I am returned

Post by Psi Wavefunction » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:30 am

Hey Satan, I've once come across a citation "Satan et al."... just wondering, who was the senior author? :think:
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Re: I am returned

Post by The Holy Spirit » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:31 am

Families, eh? :roll:
Who you gonna call?
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