I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

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I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:05 am

Whosoever believeth in me shall have eternal life. Come unto me and your sins shall be forgiven, for the Hour of Judgement is at hand.
John 14:6 I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Ace » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:06 am

:hilarious:

Ok, which one of you mods is responcible for this? :lol:
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:08 am

Do you accept me into your heart, my son?
Ask, and your sins will be forgiven.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Animavore » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:08 am

Blow me.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Ace » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:10 am

Jesus Christ wrote:Do you accept me into your heart, my son?
Ask, and your sins will be forgiven.
Why don't I shove me foot up your arse.
Stupid jesus thinks he can convert Ace. :nono:
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:10 am

Believe in me and you shall be saved.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Ace » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:12 am

Jesus Christ wrote:Believe in me and you shall be saved.
I ask the question again.

Which mod is doing that...I desire answers! :lay:
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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:13 am

What are you trying to do, Son?
Genesis 20:2-3 I am the LORD thy God... Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:13 am

YHVH wrote:What are you trying to do, Son?
Come again!
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Re: I am returned

Post by Ace » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:14 am

Now I'm fucking confused! :think:
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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:14 am

Jesus Christ wrote:
YHVH wrote:What are you trying to do, Son?
Come again!
I said WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, SON?
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Re: I am returned

Post by CJ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:16 am

Ace wrote:
Jesus Christ wrote:Believe in me and you shall be saved.
I ask the question again.

Which mod is doing that...I desire answers! :lay:
Ace the son of God has joined the forum accept Him for who he is and ask Him any questions you have. Let earthly issues not concern you now as this is indeed the Second Coming.















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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:19 am

Very funny, Dad. :nono:
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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:20 am

Jesus Christ wrote:Very funny, Dad. :nono:
Sorry. But seriously, what are you doing?
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:21 am

YHVH wrote:Sorry. But seriously, what are you doing?
Fulfilling Scripture. Fulfilling prophecy. This is what I was meant to do, my very reason for being.
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