Religious Epiphany

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Religious Epiphany

Post by tattuchu » Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:10 pm

I just had an epiphany. The epiphany is this:
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There is no Eve, never was a rib-woman. Talking snakes, an isolation-induced fever dream. Adam is alone in the Garden. How then do we exist? We do not. In fact we exist only in a lonely, desperate Adam's mind. We are a masturbation fantasy. He is wanking now. He is wanking still.
Should he stop wanking, we, humanity, will cease to be.
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Re: Religious Epiphany

Post by Rum » Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:44 pm

Well that’s just a load of wank innit?

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Re: Religious Epiphany

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:51 pm

This is at odds with my epiphany and therefore wrong. The penalty is death.
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Re: Religious Epiphany

Post by Jason » Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:52 pm

There can be only one!

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Re: Religious Epiphany

Post by Rum » Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:44 pm

Which begs the question of course - which came first, the ovum or the sperm?!

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Re: Religious Epiphany

Post by Cunt » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:45 pm

I think I stepped in it...
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