I'm papist
- rainbow
- Posts: 13538
- Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 am
- About me: Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter
- Location: Africa
- Contact:
I'm papist
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
BArF−4
BArF−4
- JimC
- The sentimental bloke
- Posts: 73176
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
- About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
Virgin on the Ridiculous, this thread...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
- Rum
- Absent Minded Processor
- Posts: 37285
- Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:25 pm
- Location: South of the border..though not down Mexico way..
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
I'm having nun of this..
- pErvinalia
- On the good stuff
- Posts: 59463
- Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
- About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
- Location: dystopia
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
I"m a paperist. I can't stand ebooks!
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
- JimC
- The sentimental bloke
- Posts: 73176
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
- About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
It sums up a pub's business model, really:
"You pay, you pissed"
"You pay, you pissed"
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
- Brian Peacock
- Tipping cows since 1946
- Posts: 38119
- Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:44 am
- About me: Ablate me:
- Location: Location: Location:
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
I'm not papist - some of my best friends are Bishops.
Rationalia relies on voluntary donations. There is no obligation of course, but if you value this place and want to see it continue please consider making a small donation towards the forum's running costs.
Details on how to do that can be found here.
.
"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
.
Details on how to do that can be found here.
.
"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
- JimC
- The sentimental bloke
- Posts: 73176
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
- About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
"As the actress said to the bishop..."
I said that once in a conversation at school, with the usual mildly risque application. One of our priests heard me, and looked at me quizzically. I said "don't worry, Father, it was an Anglican bishop" and all was well...
I said that once in a conversation at school, with the usual mildly risque application. One of our priests heard me, and looked at me quizzically. I said "don't worry, Father, it was an Anglican bishop" and all was well...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
- Hermit
- Posts: 25806
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:44 am
- About me: Cantankerous grump
- Location: Ignore lithpt
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
Father O'Flaherty visits a class of the local school and goes from student to student.JimC wrote:"As the actress said to the bishop..."
I said that once in a conversation at school, with the usual mildly risque application. One of our priests heard me, and looked at me quizzically. I said "don't worry, Father, it was an Anglican bishop" and all was well...
Father O'Flaherty: "What's your name, young girl?"
Colleen: "Colleen, father."
Father O'Flaherty: "What do you want to be when you grow up, Colleen?"
Colleen: "I want to find a good husband and be a mother and have three boys and three girls, father."
Father O'Flaherty: "Very good. God bless you, Colleen."
Father O'Flaherty: "And you? What's your name?"
Siobhan: "Siobhan, father."
Father O'Flaherty:"What do you want to be when you grow up, Siobhan?"
Siobhan: "I want to become a nun at the convent of The Sisters of Little Mercies, father."
Father O'Flaherty: Excellent, Siobhan. God bless you."
Father O'Flaherty: "And what would your name be?"
Mary: "My name is Mary, father."
Father O'Flaherty: "So, what will you be when you grow up?"
Mary: "I want to become a prostitute, father."
Father O'Flaherty: "You WHAT?"
Mary: ""I want to become a prostitute."
Father O'Flaherty: "Oh, thank God! I thought you said you wanted to become a Protestant!"
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
- mistermack
- Posts: 15093
- Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:57 am
- About me: Never rong.
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
And the Lord said unto Peter " and ye shall dress up in huge silky shiny robes, and wear rings of gold and diamonds, and live in a vast palace in Rome, surrounded by servants ".
And Peter saw that it was good.
And Peter saw that it was good.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
- Hermit
- Posts: 25806
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:44 am
- About me: Cantankerous grump
- Location: Ignore lithpt
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
- Woodbutcher
- Stray Cat
- Posts: 8187
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:54 pm
- About me: Still crazy after all these years.
- Location: Northern Muskeg, The Great White North
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
Imagine the dry-cleaning bill Vatican has.Hermit wrote:
If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.-Red Green
"Yo". Rocky
"Never been worried about what other people see when they look at me". Gawdzilla
"No friends currently defined." Friends & Foes.
"Yo". Rocky
"Never been worried about what other people see when they look at me". Gawdzilla
"No friends currently defined." Friends & Foes.
- rainbow
- Posts: 13538
- Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 am
- About me: Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter
- Location: Africa
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
They have nun.Woodbutcher wrote:Imagine the dry-cleaning bill Vatican has.Hermit wrote:
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
BArF−4
BArF−4
- Strontium Dog
- Posts: 2170
- Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:28 am
- About me: Navy Seals are not seals
- Location: Liverpool, UK
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
It's okay, they are experts at laundering.Woodbutcher wrote:Imagine the dry-cleaning bill Vatican has.Hermit wrote:
100% verifiable facts or your money back. Anti-fascist. Enemy of woo - theistic or otherwise. Cloth is not an antiviral. Imagination and fantasy is no substitute for tangible reality. Wishing doesn't make it real.
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear" - George Orwell
"I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!" - Barry Goldwater
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear" - George Orwell
"I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!" - Barry Goldwater
- JimC
- The sentimental bloke
- Posts: 73176
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
- About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
- Contact:
Re: I'm papist
But it's hard work getting the semen stains off all those cassocks and robes...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 9 guests