Scientific Proof Of God

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:53 pm

Deep down, pretend otherwise though they might, Christians delight in the prospect of hearing the damned in hell screaming for eternity. They are sure it will add a little piquancy to an otherwise bland heaven...

Luckily, given it's all bullshit, it's just nasty fantasising...
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by superuniverse » Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:38 pm

further emails from him. i think you will find them interesting

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by superuniverse » Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:44 pm

hey he kinda sounds like you guys but with more passionate rage. i tell you he works like a dog sanding floors, on his hands and knees for 8 to 10 bours a day.

also from him:

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Rum » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:20 am

Time to dump this filth please. Change the rules by vote if needs be mods. Please.

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:49 am

superuniverse wrote:this is what my buddy from work sends me.
Lol, you don't work. You're not stable enough.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:37 am

Rum wrote:Time to dump this filth please. Change the rules by vote if needs be mods. Please.
Put him on ignore, Rum, if he's giving you the shits. At least he confines himself to this thread...
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:38 am

That is his one saving grace.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by laklak » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:40 am

I had the shits tonight. I blame leftover Chinese.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:41 am

Nup, it was God punishing you for not oiling your firearms enough.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:44 am

pErvinalia wrote:Nup, it was God punishing you for not oiling your firearms enough.
Is that a euphemism? Do randy American women ask blokes whether they can help them to oil their firearms?
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:45 am

I originally had "guns", but then thought we'd get the cheesy biceps jokes, then I thought "weapons" and then I thought we'd get the penis jokes. I thought I was safe with "firearms".. :sigh:
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by laklak » Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:02 am

Ain't no place safe round here.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:08 am

Is that a gun in your pocket, lak?

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by laklak » Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:26 am

I prefer the term "pocket cannon".
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by superuniverse » Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:32 am

So actually to be specific he is a floor edger who does this all day everyday for near minimum wage. Eventually your back can't take and you gotta work on your knees. Do you think you handle doing this all your life...



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