Scientific Proof Of God

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Rum » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:57 pm

Of course none of the above offers proof of god. Night Night.

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by L'Emmerdeur » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:15 pm

JimC wrote:
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JimC wrote:That's a little bit like the old days, when it was considered to be great fun to go along to Bedlam and watch the lunatics... :nono:

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I agree. That's why we came to this forum...
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by superuniverse » Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:13 am

Hermit wrote:Do some of you still click on Markuze's links? :coffeespray:

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DOESN'T MAKE THEM GO AWAY...


ONE MORE TIME TO SEE IF ANY OF YOU HAVE A CLUE TO THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS ECLIPSE....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyflxGvmwMU
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:19 am

It must be important.

He's using all caps again... :bored:
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Hermit » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:16 am

superuniverse wrote:ONE MORE TIME TO SEE IF ANY OF YOU HAVE A CLUE TO THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS ECLIPSE....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyflxGvmwMU
Let me try. The significance of this eclipse is that it presages the making of another B-grade film about earth being invaded by extraterrestrials.

If I got it wrong you'll have to enlighten me.

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:25 am

Is it wrong of me to want an all-in cage fight between superuniverse and Galaxian?

With Seth the referee...
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Svartalf » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:53 am

You , sir, are evil.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:01 am

Thank you kindly, Monsieur Froggie...
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:51 am

When I got back from the SHOPS today there were TWO pigeon feathers on my DOORSTEP laid across EACH other in the sign OF THE CROSS.

Just sayin' :D
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Rum » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:35 pm

Two Jehovah witnesses walked past my door without knocking this morning. Am I right to take this as a sign from the one true God?

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:55 pm

St Trump, who art so bigly YUGE, and handsome, like totally a pussy magnet, truly, make me an instrument of your stable genius.


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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by superuniverse » Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:31 pm

Bottom line: The sun’s diameter is about 400 times larger than that of the moon – and the sun is also about 400 times farther from Earth. So the sun and moon appear nearly the same size as seen from Earth. What are the odds?

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Rum » Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:48 pm

superuniverse wrote:Bottom line: The sun’s diameter is about 400 times larger than that of the moon – and the sun is also about 400 times farther from Earth. So the sun and moon appear nearly the same size as seen from Earth. What are the odds?
'Odds' are irrelevant. What are the odds of human life arising from the chaos of the big bang, the churning of gas and matter into galaxies and and the coalescing of the solar system? And yet here we are. We are the lottery winners. If you win it doesn't matter if the odds are millions to one. You are still the winner and nobody else is. We may well be utterly freakish and unique or maybe something like us pops up now and again - I suspect rarely but who knows. To attribute that to a god simply isn't required.

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:58 pm

superuniverse wrote:Bottom line: The sun’s diameter is about 400 times larger than that of the moon – and the sun is also about 400 times farther from Earth. So the sun and moon appear nearly the same size as seen from Earth. What are the odds?
OMG. And your hand is just the right size and shape to grab a banana, or a PENIS!!

There, I've said it. PENIS!! :airwank:
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