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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:52 am

Brian Peacock wrote:Mostly misty and moist.
Sounds like my nether regions.



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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:20 am

Fuck this god shit, I have scientific proof of gin!

140 proof!
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:20 am

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Brian Peacock wrote:Mostly misty and moist. And how are you doing now the sun has sunk below the hill until the middle of March?
Not at all well sad to say. When the sky is clear as unusually it has been for a couple of days this week then the five or six hours of daylight help a little with the vitamin D and general sense of being more or less OK. On a cloudy day in north Cumbria it feels like the sun doesn't bother popping over the horizon at all. I grew up in the sub tropics and I 'm not sure I have ever really acclimatised.

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Post by Hermit » Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:45 am

Maybe it's rarity that makes us think a condition attractive, and ubiquity that detracts from it. When I lived in Germany, the seemingly incessant greyness and drizzle was dreadful. Oh, to have a day or two of sunshine, glorious sunshine. :cheer:

Conditions are quite different in Australia, especially so where I live. Relentlessly blue sky, and a sun that seems to press on my shoulders day after day after day. When I lived across the road from Tamarama Beach I literally crawled under a rock ledge on the north side of it when not actually surfing, to get away from it. It's the one right underneath the corner of the Surf Life Savers' club house.

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Having moved to South Australia, the sun has taken a particular delight in tormenting me with its seemingly eternal presence.

Right now, though, the sky is overcast. It's windy and the occasional shower is being driven across my garden. In a word: cosy. :swoon: It's been like this for most of the past four days. Yes. Four days of happiness, although less exuberantly so than about ten days ago, when I actually ran outside just to get wet by the first proper rain in three months or more.
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Post by Rum » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:06 am

Well I envy you your location Hermit. I suppose one can tire of any location, but I do know that when I used to spend a month at a time in the south of France during the summer when I was working and had most of the school holidays off, my mood lifted noticeably. I suppose getting up every day to an unrelenting sun with not a cloud in the sky can get as tiresome as the mists and short days of mid winter here, but I'll swap if you want. :dance:

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Post by Hermit » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:44 pm

One month of glorious sunshine and blue skies is not exactly a ubiquitous condition. You know it preceded and will be followed by eleven months of predominantly grey, damp, depressing drear, so you will soak it up for everything it is worth. I cannot guarantee it, but I do think that if you lived in an area that officially has 66 "days with rain" out of 365 for several years you will very likely welcome grey, windy and wet days with great enthusiasm and regard the harsh, glaring colours of a cloudless sky and landscape as an oppressive imposition. Keep in mind that here 0.2 millimetres of precipitation officially qualifies a day as "with rain".

Now I feel somewhat sadistic, so behold the Glenelg Jetty in Adelaide.

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That's how it looks most of the time, and that is why I like it when it looks like this:

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And this is Coffin Bay, a bit over a couple of hours' drive south from my abode:

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On an average day you might see two or four recreational fishers with their four wheel drives somewhere in the distance. Probably more in the peak tourist season, but I don't know how many. I've never gone there during the Christmas rush.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:47 pm

The trouble is you have other problems we dont have.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:52 pm

Rum wrote: I suppose getting up every day to an unrelenting sun with not a cloud in the sky can get as tiresome as the mists and short days of mid winter here, :
Nup. He's being unAstrayan. Clear warm days are heaven
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Post by Hermit » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:19 pm

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Rum wrote: I suppose getting up every day to an unrelenting sun with not a cloud in the sky can get as tiresome as the mists and short days of mid winter here, :
Clear warm days are heaven
Certainly. Within reason. Living in Kingscliff you get plenty of cloudy days and rain to balance the sun relentlessly beating down on you. Your annual average of 1735 millimetres compares rather favourably with our 270, and so does the number of cloudy days. I know because I have spent enough time between Suffolk Park and Eumundi over the years.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:55 pm

It rains way too much here. Rain is for cucks!
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:19 pm

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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:54 pm

Variety is the spice of life, so they say. This is why I love being in Welsh hill country - you get all the seasons all in one day. You get that in North Cumbria too, but the seasons are all like the onset of winter. ;)
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Post by Animavore » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:29 pm

tattuchu wrote:I just sent rEv a Christmas card. I addressed it:

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I wonder if he'll get it :hehe:
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Post by Rum » Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:43 pm

tattuchu wrote:I just sent rEv a Christmas card. I addressed it:

Bruce & Sheila
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I wonder if he'll get it :hehe:
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He seems to have planned things rather well.

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Svartalf » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:26 pm

JimC wrote:Fuck this god shit, I have scientific proof of gin!

140 proof!
that's strong proof and strong gin
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