Scientific Proof Of God

[superuniverse]

55000 posts of meaningless junk. Quite an achievement, JimC...

to think a single post can be more meaningful than everything you have ever posted...

[pErvinalia]

You do realise we don't give a flying continental fuck about your drivel, don't you?

i would say exactly the same to you, the only difference being that there actually do exist people who care about what I write, unlike you...

Insane people, and the voices in your head, don't count.

[pErvinalia]

The real mystery that needs answering is how the moon changes size through the day! Large when it rises and then gets small in the middle of the day and then massive again at the end of the day. I suspect God is behind this.

[Rum]

The real mystery that needs answering is how the moon changes size through the day! Large when it rises and then gets small in the middle of the day and then massive again at the end of the day. I suspect God is behind this.

There's only one explanation for this. The earth isn't flat as most us us here think, but it is bowl shaped. Thus when the moon is at its highest it is at its furthest distance from the bottom of the bowl, where most people live. This also explains why all the water doesn't just spill off into space and fall down the sides.

[JimC]

Is the bowl parabolic or hyperbolic, Rum?

I predict violent jihads between believers of each geometry...

[Brian Peacock]

Cut him some slack - he isn't really allowed to play with the internet.

The irresponsible use of a wondrous invention - and it is FFS ..and we get morons and Trump as a result.

Are these your "STRONGEST INTELLECTUAL ARGUMENTS"? Scoff...

LOL. You make a claim: you support it with your strongest arguments. Your claim doesn't stand on someone else's ability to convince you you're wrong, but on your ability to convince them you're right. How d'ya like them crackers?

[Brian Peacock]

55000 posts of meaningless junk. Quite an achievement, JimC...

to think a single post can be more meaningful than everything you have ever posted...

Is that the best you can manage today? Hasn't your counsellor cautioned you about this kind of behaviour and its consequences, for yourself and for others?

[Rum]

Is the bowl parabolic or hyperbolic, Rum?

I predict violent jihads between believers of each geometry...

The concept required knowledge of 3D geometry old chap. Way beyond you I'm afraid.

[Hermit]

The real mystery that needs answering is how the moon changes size through the day! Large when it rises and then gets small in the middle of the day and then massive again at the end of the day. I suspect God is behind this.

There's only one explanation for this. The earth isn't flat as most us us here think, but it is bowl shaped. Thus when the moon is at its highest it is at its furthest distance from the bottom of the bowl, where most people live. This also explains why all the water doesn't just spill off into space and fall down the sides.

Is the bowl parabolic or hyperbolic, Rum?

Much to Dennis Markuze's chagrin it's diabolic.

[pErvinalia]

The real mystery that needs answering is how the moon changes size through the day! Large when it rises and then gets small in the middle of the day and then massive again at the end of the day. I suspect God is behind this.

There's only one explanation for this. The earth isn't flat as most us us here think, but it is bowl shaped. Thus when the moon is at its highest it is at its furthest distance from the bottom of the bowl, where most people live. This also explains why all the water doesn't just spill off into space and fall down the sides.

Holy shitballs, that's a theory I can get on board with!

[laklak]

Enemies!

I have no enemies.

Buwahahahahaha

I had enemies. I drink wine from their skulls.

[Scot Dutchy]

In islam the sun sinks into a pool of water.

[Alan B]

In islam the sun sinks into a pool of water.

Right, then! So, after it is extinguished what sets it alight again, then? Huh? Answer me that!

So why can't we see the flame that sets it going every morning?

You'll be telling me next that it circles the Earth (and being flat we can't see underneath!) or that the Earth is spinning or some such nonsense.

[Brian Peacock]

In islam the sun sinks into a pool of water.

Right, then! So, after it is extinguished what sets it alight again, then? Huh? Answer me that!

Allah's Swan Vestas.

[Scot Dutchy]

Dangerous things Swan Vestas. A box went on fire in my blazer pocket just by friction (they were non-safety).