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Satan Defeated

Postby rainbow » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:40 am

“When Satan saw me, he panicked and directed his army to kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them. Satan was my last victim.”

http://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/ ... n-10105214

Note it was an African that did it.
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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby Svartalf » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:54 am

lemme guess, some pastor of a miracle working church whose sanity is questionable at best?
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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby cronus » Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:23 am

When it works out like that...almost makes you wish religion was still a thing around here. :read:
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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby NineBerry » Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:24 am

rainbow wrote:
“When Satan saw me, he panicked and directed his army to kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them. Satan was my last victim.”

http://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/ ... n-10105214

Note it was an African that did it.



Can't be as strong as this Arab:

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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby laklak » Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:38 pm

'e's not Satan, 'e's a very naughty boy.
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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby pErvinalia » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:05 pm

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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby cronus » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:24 pm

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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby pErvinalia » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:33 pm

Did Satan end up claiming him?
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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby cronus » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:36 pm

pErvin wrote:Did Satan end up claiming him?


We'll both find out one day...or not. :coffee:
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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby Svartalf » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:36 pm

no need, he's damned himself by the sin of pride
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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby cronus » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:43 pm

Svartalf wrote:no need, he's damned himself by the sin of pride


Well he could have spent his final months better....I will say that. Posting to YT would be the last thing on my mind with foreknowledge of the final chop. :coffee:
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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby pErvinalia » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:50 pm

You'd just post youtube to everywhere else... :coffee:
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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby cronus » Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:12 pm

pErvin wrote:You'd just post youtube to everywhere else... :coffee:


I'd go into a autistic posting frenzy on this one... :drunk:

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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby pErvinalia » Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:13 am

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Re: Satan Defeated

Postby cronus » Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:43 am

“Such sweet compulsion doth in music lie." -John Milton

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