The 'Virgin' Mary?
The 'Virgin' Mary?
Well, it's almost Christmas time to I guess it's time to irreverently discuss a couple of of the blatantly obvious inconsistencies in the story of Christ's birth and resurrection. The two points which I'm sure most of you are aware of are "How does a woman get impregnated without having sex?". The second being 'How does one resurrect oneself from death?"
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?
everybody knows that she got talked up by this ne'er do well, gabriel... he was the one devirgined her and mad her preggers.
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?
I suspect they were made up.
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?
Mary either had an extramarital affair or was sexually assaulted, maybe by Judas, or Joseph. Jesus didn't die, he was just a tough muthafucka.
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you mean Mary was made up like a whore? or do you care to illustrate your meaning?
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?
I don't know who raped her, but I believe Mary was raped and that is how Jesus was conceived. She hid this information from Jesus and Joseph because she was afraid of how they might react. Jesus grew up thinking he was the son of a Virgin, and this led to him being the person he was.
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She didn't know enough to know she had been raped, if rape it was, but she named her rapist clearly enough...
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The myths were made up.Svartalf wrote:you mean Mary was made up like a whore? or do you care to illustrate your meaning?
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?
Mary who?
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Herode Antipas and Pontius Pilatus were real people of the times, so Jesus might be real, so his family might not be pure inventionScot Dutchy wrote:This is assuming that Mary existed.
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?
Regardless of whether you think the myths were made up(assuming you don't think entire story was a crock), you have to take into consideration why a young man might believe he is the son of god. The explanation that he was eccentric or crazy is not sufficient.
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Did he believe it (deeply disturbed) or did he cultivate the rep (cult leader)?
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?
Joseph was the ultimate cuck but did he find out in his lifetime or afterwards?
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?
Well, he knew his wife to be had gotte preggers without his help didn't he?
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