The 'Virgin' Mary?

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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?

Post by Feck » Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:55 pm

A Bloody Mary is the only culinary use for celery .
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?

Post by Forty Two » Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:47 pm

Feck wrote:A Bloody Mary is the only culinary use for celery .
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?

Post by Alan B » Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:11 am

Mary was raped by a Roman Centurion. Joseph came along and took her away to save the family from dishonour.

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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?

Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:28 pm

It wasn't rape , Centurion Biggus Diccus paid her handsomely for her service
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Re: The 'Virgin' Mary?

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:18 pm

"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".
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