Riddle
Riddle
If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
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A question often encountered in Jerusalem insane asylums.Pogue wrote:If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
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I thought Jesus was an only child 
I don't think I'm very good at Tom Riddles
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They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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He's the father and the son, so he must be the daughter and the mom.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Does asserting the existence of a son of god mean the non-existence of a daughter of god proves the assertion wrong?Pogue wrote:If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
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Jesus was the Archangel Gabriel before he descended to Earth to be born as the baby Jesus to his mother Mary. All the angels in heaven are male; in that so far as I'm aware that they have a sex it seems to be masculine. So if such a path of descent is a prerequisite for divine parentage to be established I expect there is no daughter of God, as such. Although, given gender reassignment and even the weight given to personal preference in modern society vis à vis gender identification, I suppose anything is possible. The transsexual daughter of God may indeed be among us. I for one look to the Social Justice Warriors for her emergence.
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I dunno, but wherever you are, make me a sammich! 
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Jesus is the son of God. '_Insert Name Here_' is the daughter of God's wife, whoever that was.
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Conclusion - "Women don't exist."
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Parvati?
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Asherah is the daughter and the mom, but she never incarnated on earth that we know about.Brian Peacock wrote:He's the father and the son, so he must be the daughter and the mom.
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My final conclusion is this 'Germans love David Hasselhoff'.
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Svartalf wrote:Asherah is the daughter and the mom, but she never incarnated on earth that we know about.Brian Peacock wrote:He's the father and the son, so he must be the daughter and the mom.
Points for that, surely!
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No, this is a Shearer.Svartalf wrote:Asherah is the daughter and the mom, but she never incarnated on earth that we know about.Brian Peacock wrote:He's the father and the son, so he must be the daughter and the mom.
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