Responding to religiously loony relatives

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Responding to religiously loony relatives

Post by Rum » Mon May 30, 2016 8:29 am

I have a cousin more or less my age who is an evangelical Christian. We have had more contact of late due to family issues and as a result he has started to send me photos more or less randomly by email. The last lot he sent me were from one of his holy roller weekends. He also sent me this message. The response from me is a little reserved as we need to remain civil for family reasons - plus I like his brother enormously. Any suggestions as to what next if he persists most welcome. The following is verbatim from his email and my response..
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Sent: Monday, May 30, 2016 at 7:08 AM
From: "John XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

We have seen God do amazing things yet again at this Healing through Creativity long weekend.
Assorted photos indicate some of the methods He has used in healing.
John x

My response:

Thanks for the photos John. Please remember I am an atheist however and don't believe in gods doing amazing things or anything else for that matter. Good luck to you if you do of course.


Nice photos though.

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Post by JimC » Mon May 30, 2016 9:04 am

You forgot the "Get stuffed, you delusional moron"

Aside from that, good work...
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 30, 2016 9:21 am

Sounds like a good response. You'd think that would stop the cunt from spamming you.
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Post by jaydot » Mon May 30, 2016 11:10 am

fuck no. bastard will redouble his efforts to get you to "see the light". shit like that languishes in my in box and i say i have so much to do i can't get around to everything at once. that or redirect it as spam.
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Post by Rum » Mon May 30, 2016 11:54 am

I would kind of like him to get my point though. His god did wonderful healy things over the weekend. I would quite like John to ponder the hundreds of thousands of medical procedures that took place over the same period and did rather more healy things. Not that he will get it of course.

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Post by laklak » Mon May 30, 2016 1:15 pm

Quite a few off my family are religious and post all that "Type Amen" shite on FB. Like typing "Amen" on a fucking picture of a premature baby is going to do shit, but apparently it makes them feel like they're doing something Good and Worthwhile. I just unfollow them, they're still friends but I don't see their posts unless I look for them. Not worth getting into a discussion that is doomed to failure, they're not going to listen to reason or logic no matter what. They're happy in their delusion, it seems. I don't post much about politics or religion on FB, I just don't see it as the appropriate forum. I've unfollowed a lot of people, I'm sick to fucking death of Trump and Bernie and Hillary and Jesus and Obama and triggers and social justice and all the rest of the bullshit.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by tattuchu » Mon May 30, 2016 3:37 pm

jaydot wrote:fuck no. bastard will redouble his efforts to get you to "see the light". shit like that languishes in my in box and i say i have so much to do i can't get around to everything at once. that or redirect it as spam.
Yeah, that's the way my father's 3rd wife was. I would tell her over and over again, very politely, that I didn't care for this sort of thing and please stop. She must've just considered me a tough nut to crack but by golly she was gonna take on the challenge and keep trying because after all it was my soul at stake, wasn't it.
Finally I blasted her, sent her an e-mail telling her in no uncertain terms exactly how I felt about the fuckwittery that is religion. She stopped sending me e-mails after that, of any kind. Of course the next time I saw her she asked me why I hated God so much :ddpan: :fp:
These people just don't get it. Anyway she's dead now, thank goodness.

Rum, if he carries on, why not send him atheist propaganda and see how he likes it? :hehe:
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 30, 2016 3:46 pm

Just send him extracts from me and Seth arguing..
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Post by Rum » Mon May 30, 2016 3:48 pm

tattuchu wrote:
jaydot wrote:fuck no. bastard will redouble his efforts to get you to "see the light". shit like that languishes in my in box and i say i have so much to do i can't get around to everything at once. that or redirect it as spam.
Yeah, that's the way my father's 3rd wife was. I would tell her over and over again, very politely, that I didn't care for this sort of thing and please stop. She must've just considered me a tough nut to crack but by golly she was gonna take on the challenge and keep trying because after all it was my soul at stake, wasn't it.
Finally I blasted her, sent her an e-mail telling her in no uncertain terms exactly how I felt about the fuckwittery that is religion. She stopped sending me e-mails after that, of any kind. Of course the next time I saw her she asked me why I hated God so much :ddpan: :fp:
These people just don't get it. Anyway she's dead now, thank goodness.

Rum, if he carries on, why not send him atheist propaganda and see how he likes it? :hehe:
I've considered it and shall if he persists.

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Post by Rum » Mon May 30, 2016 3:48 pm

eRv wrote:Just send him extracts from me and Seth arguing..

He'd just lose the will to live..

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 30, 2016 3:49 pm

:hehe:
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Re: Responding to religiously loony relatives

Post by mistermack » Sun Jun 12, 2016 11:10 pm

Of course, those impressed by God's cures never ask the question, "why the fuck did God make them sick in the first place?".

Such a loving and wonderful God makes all these people sick, and then only heals a few of them.
And funnily enough, he often heals complete assholes and lets innocent little children die.

Truly, the Lord moves in mysterious ways.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Jun 13, 2016 1:12 am

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:56 pm

Rummy. Only respond to direct questions and ignore general emails spammed to everyone in his address book.
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Post by rachelbean » Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:21 pm

My dad has now taken to posting Pro Brexit videos on Facebook and Twitter. And really bad/xenophobic ones at that :fp:
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