JW Repellant

[cronus]

Wife nattering to JW's in the other room. They went away after I put this on....

[JimC]

"Fuck off, I'm an atheist you moron" works for me...

[Scot Dutchy]

Never see them. They gave up here.

[Svartalf]

never see them either, I guess the code at the building's entrance prevents them from entering... not that I would mind them.

[Scot Dutchy]

Language problems apparently and the lack of the religious.

[Svartalf]

I'm not religious either, but if a bunch of missionaries are volunteering to hear what I think of their god and scriptures, hey, who'm I to foil them, just don't expect me to get converted, unless they send a nubile young lady to ply the arts of the bed on me, then I just might go along for purely non religious reasons.

[pErvinalia]

A couple of them showed up to the ex-wife's place a few weeks ago when I was there with the kids. I cut them off quick, explaining I am an atheist. Then one says "What about your children? Are they religious?" I nearly punched the cunt.

[cronus]

The wife says they are moving into bigger premises in New York. That's what too many disaster movies does for you? And now Trump.

[Brian Peacock]

They're not that bad as rabid fundamentalists go.

[Rum]

The last time I had a visit I told them what a waste of a life they were indulging in.

[laklak]

[JimC]

I want to see a cage fight involving an all in brawl between Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Seventh Day Adventists and Southern Baptists...

[mistermack]

Two granny-age white JW women knocked on my door. They had with them a little black boy.

They started with their indirect deceptive chat up line. That's what gets me mad. Being spoken to like an idiot. And I got the impression that the little boy was there as a tool to lower my defences.

I looked at the little boy and said "don't believe them, there is no god, he's imaginary" and they were gone in a flash.

Fuck it. I'm a liar. That's what I should have said. In real life, I just politely said I wasn't interested. It's years of conditioning to be polite to strangers. Even when they are trying to con me.