'Philly Jesus' Arrested In Center City Apple Store

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'Philly Jesus' Arrested In Center City Apple Store

Post by cronus » Wed May 04, 2016 1:22 pm

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'Philly Jesus' Arrested In Center City Apple Store

CENTER CITY (WPVI) -- The man known as Philly Jesus was arrested in Center City Philadelphia Monday night.

The incident took place around 6:15 p.m. at the Apple Store at 16th and Walnut streets.

Police tell Action News they received a call from the store manager about a man who would not leave the store when asked.

Officers arrived to find Philly Jesus, a former drug addict whose real name is Michael Grant, and who is known to Center City residents for dressing like Jesus and quoting Bible verses.

Police asked him to leave the store. They say Grant refused to leave and created a disturbance.

He was taken into custody and charged with Defiant Trespassing and Disorderly Conduct.

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed May 04, 2016 1:30 pm

Bloody Jews! :lay:
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Re: 'Philly Jesus' Arrested In Center City Apple Store

Post by Animavore » Wed May 04, 2016 3:03 pm

He should've went in with a whip fashioned from birch and started trashing the place.
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Post by cronus » Wed May 04, 2016 3:11 pm

Overturning the tables of the smartphone operators....times move on.
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Post by JimC » Wed May 04, 2016 10:15 pm

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Re: 'Philly Jesus' Arrested In Center City Apple Store

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed May 04, 2016 11:50 pm

Clearly a CIA plot to divert attention from the Apple mind probes in the latest range of Israeli designed smartphones, to be used by the coming alien hordes to render us all compliant, docile sheeple before they descend upon the Earth to feel our children to their lava.


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Re: 'Philly Jesus' Arrested In Center City Apple Store

Post by piscator » Fri May 06, 2016 1:09 am

Please tell me this guy's got blue eyes...

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