Evangelicals now converting at home

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Evangelicals now converting at home

Post by Tero » Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:55 pm

Instead of primitive tribes, Buddhists or other folks around the world
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/05/us/ev ... pe=article
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:10 pm

Too bad, no more Juicy missionaries for the cannibals of the world.
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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:51 pm

It also does not have quite the appeal of converting people who have never heard of Jesus. Upon dying, they go straight to heaven. But as soon as they hear of Jesus and continue sinning, straight to hell it is.

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Post by JimC » Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:27 am

They should be converted themselves.

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Post by Hermit » Sat Mar 05, 2016 6:24 am

Each session has a central topic, and on the recent Tuesday it was about why Jesus needed to be crucified. [...] "You rely on those your listeners would find credible — scientists, philosophers, authors — and you show how Christianity makes sense."
Good luck with that, Mister Ellis. :roll:
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Post by JimC » Sat Mar 05, 2016 6:35 am

He needed to be crucified because of Roman realpolitik...
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Re: Evangelicals now converting at home

Post by Svartalf » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:16 am

Well, there's all that offspring sacrifice theme you find occasionally in the bible, Isaac, the daughter of Jephthah, maybe a couple other instances, that may have inspired the early chretins in believing in sacrificing the deity's son...
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Re: Evangelicals now converting at home

Post by rainbow » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:38 am

Svartalf wrote:Too bad, no more Juicy missionaries for the cannibals of the world.
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