How big was Jesus's dick?

[mistermack]

Of course, nobody can know.

But what do you think? Or did he have a dick?

[Svartalf]

there were relics of the Holy Foreskin, so he must have had a dick

[tattuchu]

It was so big that they used it to hammer the spikes into his hands and feet.

[cronus]

Big enough he could suck himself off. Albeit it was a miracle the Bible was coy on mentioning that one.

[cronus]

Big enough he could suck himself off. Albeit it was a miracle the Bible was coy on mentioning that one.

[Tero]

Whatever it was, it was bigger than Mick's.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... th-1878668

[mistermack]

Do you think Jesus had a black dick?

I've seen a bit of porn, and brown people very often have a black dick.
(I have no idea why the dick should be so much darker than the rest of the body).

Whatever it was, it was bigger than Mick's.

From what I've read, that's a false rumour. A bit of mischief by dumped women.
And he's certainly dumped a few.

[Brian Peacock]

Perhaps this will shed some light on the issue...

[Tero]

http://www.cherrybombed.com/

etc image not showing up with
that

[mistermack]

http://www.cherrybombed.com/wp-content/ ... fc_620.jpg

Dunno why it didn't show.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Jesus was also god, allegedly, so his dick must have been small enough to impregnate Mary without "maculating" her. I reckon, about an angry inch, or slightly less.

[mistermack]

Jesus was also god, allegedly, so his dick must have been small enough to impregnate Mary without "maculating" her. I reckon, about an angry inch, or slightly less.

It also had about five foreskins. They were held in at least five different locations.

As Jesus himself rose from the dead and ascended bodily into heaven, the only physical part of him that could ever be a relic, was the foreskin that was cut off as a baby.

If his dick was only one inch, how big was his foreskin as a baby?

Actually, I spose they could calculate the size of the dick from the foreskin. I think the best one is in Spain somewhere.

[Brian Peacock]

Jesus was also god, allegedly, so his dick must have been small enough to impregnate Mary without "maculating" her. I reckon, about an angry inch, or slightly less.

Did not Anslem demonstrate that God cannot be superseded in any regard, either in his dimensions, scope or abilities and therefore, ipso factor bueno vista, not only in possession of the longest dong conceivable, but the longest dong possible?

[JimC]

Someone raise up the spirit of Mary Magdalene, and ask her...

[Hermit]

Perhaps this will shed some light on the issue...

Jesus switch no worky. Fuse might be blown. Maybe a different circuit is more enlightening.