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by cronus » Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:54 pm
They've not brain washed her yet. They are getting there, maybe-maybe not. Terrible temptation to play 'Sympathy for the Devil' real loud right now. Can hear them talking quietly like women do when they are thinking...Genesis no Romans, Romans Five?
How did all human beings come into being? Jesus>effect billions.
Greatest act of love, Jesus was willing to pay the ransom. For all people, some didn't even believe in him?

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by JimC » Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:50 pm
JWs?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by klr » Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:57 pm
JimC wrote:JWs?
Who else? But Friday lunchtime is not really their style. They must be desperate for converts.

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by JimC » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:01 am
I want to see a three way brawl between Jehova's Witnesses, Mormons and Seventh Day Adventists!
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by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:59 am
What in the fuck is
this thread about now??

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by JimC » Sat Jan 24, 2015 2:52 am
rEvolutionist wrote:What in the fuck is
this thread about now??


Scumple listening to his wife talk to christian evangelists of some kind in the next room. I have become a fair translator of Scumplese...
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by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:05 am
Ah ok. This should probably be in one of those "i've got nothing to say, but i'm going to say it anyway" threads. I can't see anything informative about atheism and religion occurring in the OP.
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by laklak » Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:09 am
Go in and talk to them about Ebola, Scrump. Tie a handkerchief around you nose and mouth and say things like "Nothing wrong with taking care!" and "It can live for a week on a toilet seat, you know". Tell them you've developed a vaccine but the government won't publish your work, and you can vaccinate them if they come down to the basement with you.
Seriously, do it, and then come report back. I'll be fun.
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by rachelbean » Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:31 am
laklak wrote:Go in and talk to them about Ebola, Scrump. Tie a handkerchief around you nose and mouth and say things like "Nothing wrong with taking care!" and "It can live for a week on a toilet seat, you know". Tell them you've developed a vaccine but the government won't publish your work, and you can vaccinate them if they come down to the basement with you.
Seriously, do it, and then come report back. I'll be fun.

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by rachelbean » Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:33 am
Scumple wrote:They've not brain washed her yet. They are getting there, maybe-maybe not. Terrible temptation to play 'Sympathy for the Devil' real loud right now. Can hear them talking quietly like women do when they are thinking...Genesis no Romans, Romans Five?
How did all human beings come into being? Jesus>effect billions.
Greatest act of love, Jesus was willing to pay the ransom. For all people, some didn't even believe in him?

I'd like to believe your wife is not an idiot. I do believe that. I think you post these things for fun. If not, I'm so, so, sorry.
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin'
love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock…

Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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by JimC » Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:44 am
rachelbean wrote:Scumple wrote:They've not brain washed her yet. They are getting there, maybe-maybe not. Terrible temptation to play 'Sympathy for the Devil' real loud right now. Can hear them talking quietly like women do when they are thinking...Genesis no Romans, Romans Five?
How did all human beings come into being? Jesus>effect billions.
Greatest act of love, Jesus was willing to pay the ransom. For all people, some didn't even believe in him?

I'd like to believe your wife is not an idiot. I do believe that. I think you post these things for fun. If not, I'm so, so, sorry.
Scumple's wife just might be taking the opportunity to talk to someone other than Scumple.
Anyone...

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by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:51 am
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by cronus » Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:38 am
Proving the statistics. Women are religious. JW's? They don't get to me. I believe the end is coming. Everything fucked up in all directions to see. Yeah! Wagons are circled by Injuns of all descriptions. No Jehovah and his cavalry though. No sign of that.

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by klr » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:46 pm
JimC wrote:I want to see a three way brawl between Jehova's Witnesses, Mormons and Seventh Day Adventists!
I think I've mentioned this before, but many years ago, I was approached by Mormon nuns looking for converts to their brand of voodoo.
They certainly didn't look like nuns (Catholic or Buddhist).

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by Svartalf » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:37 am
The only way I could ever respond to such people is if they practiced flirty fishing to my satisfaction... unfortunately my path never crossed the children of
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