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Post by cronus » Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:54 pm

They've not brain washed her yet. They are getting there, maybe-maybe not. Terrible temptation to play 'Sympathy for the Devil' real loud right now. Can hear them talking quietly like women do when they are thinking...Genesis no Romans, Romans Five? :read:

How did all human beings come into being? Jesus>effect billions. :nono:

Greatest act of love, Jesus was willing to pay the ransom. For all people, some didn't even believe in him? :nono: :nono:
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Post by JimC » Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:50 pm

JWs?
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Post by klr » Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:57 pm

JimC wrote:JWs?
Who else? But Friday lunchtime is not really their style. They must be desperate for converts. :demon:
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Post by JimC » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:01 am

I want to see a three way brawl between Jehova's Witnesses, Mormons and Seventh Day Adventists!
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:59 am

What in the fuck is this thread about now?? :think:
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Post by JimC » Sat Jan 24, 2015 2:52 am

rEvolutionist wrote:What in the fuck is this thread about now?? :think:
:whisper: Scumple listening to his wife talk to christian evangelists of some kind in the next room. I have become a fair translator of Scumplese...
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:05 am

Ah ok. This should probably be in one of those "i've got nothing to say, but i'm going to say it anyway" threads. I can't see anything informative about atheism and religion occurring in the OP.
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Post by laklak » Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:09 am

Go in and talk to them about Ebola, Scrump. Tie a handkerchief around you nose and mouth and say things like "Nothing wrong with taking care!" and "It can live for a week on a toilet seat, you know". Tell them you've developed a vaccine but the government won't publish your work, and you can vaccinate them if they come down to the basement with you.

Seriously, do it, and then come report back. I'll be fun.
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Post by rachelbean » Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:31 am

laklak wrote:Go in and talk to them about Ebola, Scrump. Tie a handkerchief around you nose and mouth and say things like "Nothing wrong with taking care!" and "It can live for a week on a toilet seat, you know". Tell them you've developed a vaccine but the government won't publish your work, and you can vaccinate them if they come down to the basement with you.

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Post by rachelbean » Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:33 am

Scumple wrote:They've not brain washed her yet. They are getting there, maybe-maybe not. Terrible temptation to play 'Sympathy for the Devil' real loud right now. Can hear them talking quietly like women do when they are thinking...Genesis no Romans, Romans Five? :read:

How did all human beings come into being? Jesus>effect billions. :nono:

Greatest act of love, Jesus was willing to pay the ransom. For all people, some didn't even believe in him? :nono: :nono:
I'd like to believe your wife is not an idiot. I do believe that. I think you post these things for fun. If not, I'm so, so, sorry.
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Post by JimC » Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:44 am

rachelbean wrote:
Scumple wrote:They've not brain washed her yet. They are getting there, maybe-maybe not. Terrible temptation to play 'Sympathy for the Devil' real loud right now. Can hear them talking quietly like women do when they are thinking...Genesis no Romans, Romans Five? :read:

How did all human beings come into being? Jesus>effect billions. :nono:

Greatest act of love, Jesus was willing to pay the ransom. For all people, some didn't even believe in him? :nono: :nono:
I'd like to believe your wife is not an idiot. I do believe that. I think you post these things for fun. If not, I'm so, so, sorry.
Scumple's wife just might be taking the opportunity to talk to someone other than Scumple.

Anyone...

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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:51 am

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Post by cronus » Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:38 am

Proving the statistics. Women are religious. JW's? They don't get to me. I believe the end is coming. Everything fucked up in all directions to see. Yeah! Wagons are circled by Injuns of all descriptions. No Jehovah and his cavalry though. No sign of that. :coffee:
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Post by klr » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:46 pm

JimC wrote:I want to see a three way brawl between Jehova's Witnesses, Mormons and Seventh Day Adventists!
I think I've mentioned this before, but many years ago, I was approached by Mormon nuns looking for converts to their brand of voodoo.

They certainly didn't look like nuns (Catholic or Buddhist). :hehe:
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:37 am

The only way I could ever respond to such people is if they practiced flirty fishing to my satisfaction... unfortunately my path never crossed the children of
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