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Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by cronus » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:49 pm

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Pope Francis tells boy whose dog had died that heaven is open to all

Pope Francis suggested recently that even animals have a place in heaven, while trying to soothe a young boy during a public appearance at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square.

"Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures," he told the boy, whose dog died recently.

“One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of Christ,” said the leader of the Catholic Church, according to Italian news sources.

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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by klr » Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:37 pm

Damn, this theology business looks easy. Just make stuff up as you go along. :what:

So nothing new so.

Anyway, will Hitler's dog be there? Nixon's mutt? What about the bad Lassie?
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:01 am

Great. Now there'll be dog shit everywhere...
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by klr » Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:20 am

Do dogs shit in the afterlife? Do they try to hump your leg? Do they chase cars? :thinks:
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:42 am

They chase heavenly chariots, hump cherubim and produce ghostly but nasty smelling piles of invisible dog turds...

See, I'm as good as the pope at making stuff up! :woot:
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:47 am

What about cats?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:52 am

What about bad dogs that chew the wallpaper? Surely that is as bad as a human coveting asses? :dunno:
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:31 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:What about cats?
Ceiling cat will do the honours here... :levi:
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by Hermit » Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:17 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:What about cats?
Cats are gods.

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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by klr » Sat Dec 13, 2014 11:53 pm

JimC wrote:They chase heavenly chariots, hump cherubim and produce ghostly but nasty smelling piles of invisible dog turds...

See, I'm as good as the pope at making stuff up! :woot:
And you don't even need the dress and funny hat.
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Dogs Into Heavan?

Post by Mark Dreher » Sun Dec 14, 2014 3:10 pm

Scumple wrote:http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/pop ... ar-BBgHg4u

Pope Francis tells boy whose dog had died that heaven is open to all

Pope Francis suggested recently that even animals have a place in heaven, while trying to soothe a young boy during a public appearance at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square.

"Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures," he told the boy, whose dog died recently.

“One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of Christ,” said the leader of the Catholic Church, according to Italian news sources.

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There are "dog's in Heaven".

Heaven, is virtually identical, to the earth.

But, bad news, "individual dogs", do not earn a place, in Heaven.

Humans do, only.

But, if you like dogs?

You will get some beauties, when you get there.

You will be very happy with your dogs.

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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by Svartalf » Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:57 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:What about cats?
Cats are Evil made flesh and will all go to hell.
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by cronus » Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:02 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:What about cats?
Cats are Evil made flesh and will all go to hell.
Cats can be thrown from a twelfth storey window and come to no harm, that's not a creature of flesh. :read:
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