Reincarnation

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Reincarnation

Post by cronus » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:27 am

What would you want to return as and why?
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Re: Reincarnation

Post by FBM » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:32 am

I am that person.
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Re: Reincarnation

Post by Svartalf » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:36 am

I'd like to return as a guy who has no problem with others and can get plenty of sex.
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Re: Reincarnation

Post by cronus » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:43 am

Svartalf wrote:I'd like to return as a guy who has no problem with others and can get plenty of sex.
Me?
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Re: Reincarnation

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:43 am

Probably Gerard Butler or Matt Damon.
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Re: Reincarnation

Post by mistermack » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:44 pm

I'd like to return as Adolf Hitler.

Cos I know where he went wrong.
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Re: Reincarnation

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:10 pm

Literally, being in the meat again...

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