]Marijuana in the bible

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Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:47 am

Marijuana in the bible


It is important to note that marijuana is all over the bible. It was the main component, the only "active component", of "the Holy Anointing Oil" (Luke 7:46) that is repeatedly mentioned in the bible.

(Here is an outside source which explains this issue in more detail - "http://patients4medicalmarijuana.wordpr ... the-bible/" . And here is the wikipedia for the Holy Anointing Oil which also explains that its main component was hemp - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil)



The hemp within the anointing oil was absorbed, through the skin.

And Jesus used the holy anointing oil, everyday.

Each, and every day.

Those, simply, are the facts.

Stiffos, notwithstanding.



The term "the Christ", actually means, "The Anointed One".

And what that specifically was referring to was this hemp oil, which he was anointed with. (Luke 7:46)

In fact, the name Jesus Christ, actually translates out to "Jesus, who smokes pot".

Again, simply the facts.

Stiffos, you can take a hike.

The facts are the facts, and those are the facts.

Like it or lump it.



Marijuana gets you in much better contact with the Shekinah, or God. It is "a doorway", to God.

That's why it was used.



Also, the AMA says that "marijuana is harmless".

After a 20 year study.

http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.asp ... id=1104848

So..

You got that.

God is here

To make your day better.

Not worse.



And hemp is a big part of that.



Marijuana is only for adults however, out of school people, you can not absorb facts, or learn, when you are high. If you smoke as a child, your IQ will be on average, ten points lower. A frikken moron. It is for adults. Only.



Mark my words my dear.

Or ignore them.

(I would mark them.)

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Post by FBM » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:50 am

I used to hide ]Marijuana in my bible, too.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by NineBerry » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:54 am

You say marijuana is harmless? Look at what damage 2000 years of Christianity has brought us!

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Post by Audley Strange » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:03 am

Ah so that's why he had a bunch of hangers on that thought him babbling on about lillies and mustard seeds was like yeah profound dood. He was a dealer!
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Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:22 am

Audley Strange wrote:Ah so that's why he had a bunch of hangers on that thought him babbling on about lillies and mustard seeds was like yeah profound dood. He was a dealer!







All kings, and all prophets, were "anointed".

This, helped them "hear better from God".

All kings, all prophets, and anyone else who could afford it.

Hemp oil.

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Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:23 am

NineBerry wrote:You say marijuana is harmless? Look at what damage 2000 years of Christianity has brought us!






Hemp is good for you.

Headbands are not.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Faithfree » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:05 pm

A ]Marijuana-addled Jesus requires a reinterpretation of some bits of the New Testament, for example the miracle of the loaves and fishes is actually the miracle of the curing of the munchies. :coffee:
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by cronus » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:52 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:He['s back!
Sock puppet? ....notice Rum is scarce. :coffee:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:56 pm

You know how he called himself the Metatron in his last thread? He could be Metatron from ratskep. He appeared here a couple of days ago, and now the other metatron is back. Coincidence??
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Post by cronus » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:03 pm

Long nuclear winters are a sure sign of a sock puppet. :coffee:
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by rainbow » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:19 pm

The bible was printed on hemp paper.

It is marijuana.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Faithfree » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:26 pm

rainbow wrote:The bible was printed on hemp paper.

It is marijuana.
If true, this means the bible has uses beyond toilet paper.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:30 pm

So, jesus was a stoner? :awesome: :smoke:
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by FBM » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:36 pm

Faithfree wrote:
rainbow wrote:The bible was printed on hemp paper.

It is marijuana.
If true, this means the bible has uses beyond toilet paper.
Yeah, like...for rolling paper. :D
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