]Marijuana in the bible
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]Marijuana in the bible
Marijuana in the bible
It is important to note that marijuana is all over the bible. It was the main component, the only "active component", of "the Holy Anointing Oil" (Luke 7:46) that is repeatedly mentioned in the bible.
(Here is an outside source which explains this issue in more detail - "http://patients4medicalmarijuana.wordpr ... the-bible/" . And here is the wikipedia for the Holy Anointing Oil which also explains that its main component was hemp - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil)
The hemp within the anointing oil was absorbed, through the skin.
And Jesus used the holy anointing oil, everyday.
Each, and every day.
Those, simply, are the facts.
Stiffos, notwithstanding.
The term "the Christ", actually means, "The Anointed One".
And what that specifically was referring to was this hemp oil, which he was anointed with. (Luke 7:46)
In fact, the name Jesus Christ, actually translates out to "Jesus, who smokes pot".
Again, simply the facts.
Stiffos, you can take a hike.
The facts are the facts, and those are the facts.
Like it or lump it.
Marijuana gets you in much better contact with the Shekinah, or God. It is "a doorway", to God.
That's why it was used.
Also, the AMA says that "marijuana is harmless".
After a 20 year study.
http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.asp ... id=1104848
So..
You got that.
God is here
To make your day better.
Not worse.
And hemp is a big part of that.
Marijuana is only for adults however, out of school people, you can not absorb facts, or learn, when you are high. If you smoke as a child, your IQ will be on average, ten points lower. A frikken moron. It is for adults. Only.
Mark my words my dear.
Or ignore them.
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It is important to note that marijuana is all over the bible. It was the main component, the only "active component", of "the Holy Anointing Oil" (Luke 7:46) that is repeatedly mentioned in the bible.
(Here is an outside source which explains this issue in more detail - "http://patients4medicalmarijuana.wordpr ... the-bible/" . And here is the wikipedia for the Holy Anointing Oil which also explains that its main component was hemp - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil)
The hemp within the anointing oil was absorbed, through the skin.
And Jesus used the holy anointing oil, everyday.
Each, and every day.
Those, simply, are the facts.
Stiffos, notwithstanding.
The term "the Christ", actually means, "The Anointed One".
And what that specifically was referring to was this hemp oil, which he was anointed with. (Luke 7:46)
In fact, the name Jesus Christ, actually translates out to "Jesus, who smokes pot".
Again, simply the facts.
Stiffos, you can take a hike.
The facts are the facts, and those are the facts.
Like it or lump it.
Marijuana gets you in much better contact with the Shekinah, or God. It is "a doorway", to God.
That's why it was used.
Also, the AMA says that "marijuana is harmless".
After a 20 year study.
http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.asp ... id=1104848
So..
You got that.
God is here
To make your day better.
Not worse.
And hemp is a big part of that.
Marijuana is only for adults however, out of school people, you can not absorb facts, or learn, when you are high. If you smoke as a child, your IQ will be on average, ten points lower. A frikken moron. It is for adults. Only.
Mark my words my dear.
Or ignore them.
(I would mark them.)
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I used to hide ]Marijuana in my bible, too.
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You say marijuana is harmless? Look at what damage 2000 years of Christianity has brought us!
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Ah so that's why he had a bunch of hangers on that thought him babbling on about lillies and mustard seeds was like yeah profound dood. He was a dealer!
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Audley Strange wrote:Ah so that's why he had a bunch of hangers on that thought him babbling on about lillies and mustard seeds was like yeah profound dood. He was a dealer!
All kings, and all prophets, were "anointed".
This, helped them "hear better from God".
All kings, all prophets, and anyone else who could afford it.
Hemp oil.
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NineBerry wrote:You say marijuana is harmless? Look at what damage 2000 years of Christianity has brought us!
Hemp is good for you.
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A ]Marijuana-addled Jesus requires a reinterpretation of some bits of the New Testament, for example the miracle of the loaves and fishes is actually the miracle of the curing of the munchies. 

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Sock puppet? ....notice Rum is scarce.rEvolutionist wrote:He['s back!

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You know how he called himself the Metatron in his last thread? He could be Metatron from ratskep. He appeared here a couple of days ago, and now the other metatron is back. Coincidence??
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Long nuclear winters are a sure sign of a sock puppet. 

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The bible was printed on hemp paper.
It is marijuana.
It is marijuana.
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If true, this means the bible has uses beyond toilet paper.rainbow wrote:The bible was printed on hemp paper.
It is marijuana.
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So, jesus was a stoner?



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Yeah, like...for rolling paper.Faithfree wrote:If true, this means the bible has uses beyond toilet paper.rainbow wrote:The bible was printed on hemp paper.
It is marijuana.

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