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by cowiz » Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:05 pm
Leave God a message at his Dutch answering service
AMSTERDAM (Reuters Life!) – God is taking calls.
Dutch artist Johan van der Dong has set up a local telephone number in the Netherlands, where he urges people to leave messages for God on his answering machine.
Van der Dong said he set up the number to give people an opportunity to take pause and contemplate life.
"Like praying, leaving a voicemail message is a way to organize your thoughts," he said. "It's a perfect combination for some contemplation."
Callers dialing 06-4424-4901 (or +316-4424-4901 if calling from outside the Netherlands) from March 7 will hear.
"Hi, you are speaking to God. I'm not in right now so leave a message after the beep."
(Reporting by Elke Bun, editing by Paul Casciato)
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090302/od_ ... _god_odd_1
I bet he never returns the call.
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by Fanny » Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:19 pm
pawiz wrote:
I bet he never returns the call.
He called me back and said, 'Hello, is it me you're looking fooooor? cos I wonder where you are and I wonder whaaat you do-oo, are you somewhere fee-ling lone-ly, or are you just taking a very long poo! Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't gaaahhhht a cluuuue, but let me start by saying..fuck you x 2.'
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by Mallardz » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:16 pm
If he has to leave it for the answering machine his phone will be ringing constantly.
He'll become even more insane!
Ratz it's more addictive than facebook and more fun than crack!
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by Millie » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:58 pm
God isn't home so leave a message.
Perfect metaphor. Especially since, as pawiz suggests, he probably does not even return the calls.
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by fr0d0 » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:18 pm
Lionel Richie is God?! Now that is scary!
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by BrettA » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:39 pm
fr0d0 wrote:Lionel Richie is God?! Now that is scary!
No where near as fucking scary as what theists and
(especially) their ancient books claim, huh, Fr0d0?
(First post here, eh? ... Welcome!)"It's just a fact: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F!"
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by fr0d0 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:28 am
BrettA wrote:
No where near as fucking scary as what theists and (especially) their ancient books claim, huh, Fr0d0?
(First post here, eh? ... Welcome!)
hehe :hum:
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by BrettA » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:30 am
fr0d0 wrote:BrettA wrote:
No where near as fucking scary as what theists and (especially) their ancient books claim, huh, Fr0d0?
(First post here, eh? ... Welcome!)
hehe :hum:
Thanks! ..love the avatar!
... Just a self-portrait...
"It's just a fact: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F!"
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by Fanny » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:00 am
fr0d0 wrote:Lionel Richie is God?! Now that is scary!
Lionel Richie is a musical genius
That being said, he doesn't seem to age
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