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Eve and Adam question

Post by .Morticia. » Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:16 am

Just occurred to me that Eve and Adam aren't saints.

Is there any reason why not?

Further thought occurs, no one in the OT or NT are saints. Is that true?
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by Tero » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:08 am

Of course not, the were not even Catholics.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:09 am

Tero wrote:Of course not, the were not even Catholics.
They was Bedouins or something, right?
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Post by Animavore » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:12 am

Paul is the first Saint. There are none before him.
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by hiyymer » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:33 am

Animavore wrote:Paul is the first Saint. There are none before him.
Is it only Paul's putative writings that are in the NT, or is he in the NT too?

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Post by rachelbean » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:50 am

Why in the world would Adam or Eve be saints? They fucked everything up. They're like the anti-saints :lol:
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by surreptitious57 » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:07 am

In order to become a saint, you have to have your life documented to ascertain if you qualify. Bit difficult that, if there isn't any.

Saints in The Bible:

Joseph
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Post by cowiz » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:23 am

Animavore wrote:Paul is the first Saint. There are none before him.
Peter you wanker! Pearly gates and all that.
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by hiyymer » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:25 am

rachelbean wrote:Why in the world would Adam or Eve be saints? They fucked everything up. They're like the anti-saints :lol:
Actually there why you can make such statements today. They ate of the apple and gained the knowledge of good and evil. You'd be saying stuff like "So what if I stole your husband. Hey it's just what is, doll. What do you mean I'm an anti-saint? That makes absolutely no sense. What's a saint? "

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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by surreptitious57 » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:27 am

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Animavore wrote:Paul is the first Saint. There are none before him.
Peter you wanker! Pearly gates and all that.
Correct -You are Peter and upon this rock I will build my church.
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by cowiz » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:29 am

surreptitious57 wrote:
Yellow Shitty wrote:
Animavore wrote:Paul is the first Saint. There are none before him.
Peter you wanker! Pearly gates and all that.
Correct -You are Peter and upon this rock I will build my church.
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by rachelbean » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:32 am

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rachelbean wrote:Why in the world would Adam or Eve be saints? They fucked everything up. They're like the anti-saints :lol:
Actually there why you can make such statements today. They ate of the apple and gained the knowledge of good and evil. You'd be saying stuff like "So what if I stole your husband. Hey it's just what is, doll. What do you mean I'm an anti-saint? That makes absolutely no sense. What's a saint? "
OR! OR! OR they didn't exist and certainly aren't the source of the knowledge/idea of right and wrong :teef:
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by cowiz » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:37 am

rachelbean wrote:
hiyymer wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Why in the world would Adam or Eve be saints? They fucked everything up. They're like the anti-saints :lol:
Actually there why you can make such statements today. They ate of the apple and gained the knowledge of good and evil. You'd be saying stuff like "So what if I stole your husband. Hey it's just what is, doll. What do you mean I'm an anti-saint? That makes absolutely no sense. What's a saint? "
OR! OR! OR they didn't exist and certainly aren't the source of the knowledge/idea of right and wrong :teef:
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by rachelbean » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:42 am

hiyymer wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Why in the world would Adam or Eve be saints? They fucked everything up. They're like the anti-saints :lol:
Actually there why you can make such statements today. They ate of the apple and gained the knowledge of good and evil. You'd be saying stuff like "So what if I stole your husband. Hey it's just what is, doll. What do you mean I'm an anti-saint? That makes absolutely no sense. What's a saint? "
Oh yeah, and what do you mean WOULD be saying :ask:

Seriously though, even if we were to accept they were real: the gaining of knowledge is not looked at to be a good thing. They don't meet any requirements at all for sainthood, but the whole being the people responsible for separating us from God couldn't really help their cause either :dunno:
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