I'm a bit puzzed. Where is alun getting all these virgins from. Cant be enough women who died before sexual intercourse corrupts their dear souls, but old enough (I know 9 and over) to be 'useful' in this context.
So are these 'virgins' women who have never lived on earth, that alun is manufacturing for this purpose. I'd guess that someone who has never gone thru life and grown up, would be a bit like a vegtable or zombie.
Or is alun fixing women who have lost their virginity, after all any half decent cosmetic surgeon today could do it if required. Cloning is another possabilty, find a real hottie who likes cock and clone a couple of thousand copies.
Are they all muslim, or can god choose from the infidels. Does that mean non-muslims can still get to heaven?
Could you end up with your brothers ex-wife, or alun-forbid your grandmother.
Where is mandy when you need these pesky questions answered.
75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgins?
75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgins?
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
should be lots of little baby girls that die at birth 
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
They are androids. You get new bodies in heaven like in the Bibl. So then you get a new never been driven android virgin.
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
I've heard that "virgins" is actually a mis-reading or mis-translation of the text, which actually says "raisins."
That would be disappointing. Even if you really liked raisins.
That would be disappointing. Even if you really liked raisins.
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
Well, wouldn't that depend on how mch you liked raisins?
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
It's the poetic language of the Quran confusing things. By "virgin" Mo meant the more prosaic, "unmated nanny goat".
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
Raisins are nice. But 72 vigins would get the nod from me. Btw, after you'd boinked one of the 72, would you get a virgin replacement, or are you stuck with the worn-out old raisin-like bag o' guts for all eternity? I hope the used ones are replaced regularly. If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's sleeping with the same girl/woman twice.
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
72 dried up, wrinkled grapes...
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
It's all predetermined. There is no free will and everything happens for a raisin.
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
Ah, I see...Clinton Huxley wrote:It's all predetermined. There is no free will and everything happens for a raisin.
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
It doesn't say female virgins...thepill wrote:I'm a bit puzzed. Where is alun getting all these virgins from. Cant be enough women who died before sexual intercourse corrupts their dear souls, but old enough (I know 9 and over) to be 'useful' in this context.
Just sayin'...
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
They are supernatural beings akin to angels, not the souls of human virgins put to use up there
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
Non human, cross species sex?Svartalf wrote:They are supernatural beings akin to angels, not the souls of human virgins put to use up there
Isn't that beastility
(at least for one of the parties involved) and banned in the koran? Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze
ops ops, my heads on fire
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best - SHAG A WALLABY!
Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best.
Bestiality's best - SHAG A WALLABY!
Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best.
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ops ops, my heads on fire
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
It would be hard to shag them with Flight 11 rammed up your arse.
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