Fuck no! It would be circumcised!!1!!SockFuckit wrote:If he had a cock you wouldXamonas Chegwé wrote:God? A cunt?
Is he fuck!
There's no way I'd go down on god!
Why is God such a cunt?
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
How do you know? Have you seen god's cock?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Fuck no! It would be circumcised!!1!!SockFuckit wrote:If he had a cock you wouldXamonas Chegwé wrote:God? A cunt?
Is he fuck!
There's no way I'd go down on god!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
Course. I've got a polaroid somewhere.SockFuckit wrote:How do you know? Have you seen god's cock?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Fuck no! It would be circumcised!!1!!SockFuckit wrote:If he had a cock you wouldXamonas Chegwé wrote:God? A cunt?
Is he fuck!
There's no way I'd go down on god!
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
And a puss filled sore on your mouthXamonas Chegwé wrote: Course. I've got a polaroid somewhere.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
He swore he'd finished the course of antibiotics!SockFuckit wrote:And a puss filled sore on your mouthXamonas Chegwé wrote: Course. I've got a polaroid somewhere.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
Make sure you go the full distanceXamonas Chegwé wrote:He swore he'd finished the course of antibiotics!SockFuckit wrote:And a puss filled sore on your mouthXamonas Chegwé wrote: Course. I've got a polaroid somewhere.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
I just entered "Why is God such a cunt" in the Google transilator here from English to Hebrew and I got ?למה אלוהים כזה הכוס and back to English again and I got "why does God like that glass?"
However with Hindi I entered the same thing and I got भगवान इस तरह के एक योनी क्यों है then transilated it back to English and this time I got "Why is God such a cunt? Same as what I started with. This gives me the impression that the Bible has been seriously screwed up in its transilation. For all I know Jesus could have been an atheist.
However with Hindi I entered the same thing and I got भगवान इस तरह के एक योनी क्यों है then transilated it back to English and this time I got "Why is God such a cunt? Same as what I started with. This gives me the impression that the Bible has been seriously screwed up in its transilation. For all I know Jesus could have been an atheist.
Just because more people believe Jesus is the son of God and not the son of Satan does not make it any truer.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
I think of god more as a twat than a cunt quite frankly.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
Why is god a cunt? He was invented by humans who, with perhaps a couple of exceptions, are cunts.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
I was just coming in here to post thisClinton Huxley wrote:Why is god a cunt? He was invented by humans who, with perhaps a couple of exceptions, are cunts.
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock…
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
But does it all mean that Cunt is God, and that Sockfuckit, with twat inside is actually the Messiah?Rum wrote:I think of god more as a twat than a cunt quite frankly.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
He's NOT the messiah ..........
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
OK, question answered, thread over. We do this so efficiently and with great fun along the way.Clinton Huxley wrote:Why is god a cunt? He was invented by humans who, with perhaps a couple of exceptions, are cunts.
Oooo.... interesting tangent.A Monkey Shaved wrote:I just entered "Why is God such a cunt" in the Google transilator here from English to Hebrew and I got ?למה אלוהים כזה הכוס and back to English again and I got "why does God like that glass?"
However with Hindi I entered the same thing and I got भगवान इस तरह के एक योनी क्यों है then transilated it back to English and this time I got "Why is God such a cunt? Same as what I started with. This gives me the impression that the Bible has been seriously screwed up in its transilation. For all I know Jesus could have been an atheist.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
I think a more apt question is "why did those Middle Eastern authors conjure up such a sick fantasy about an omnipotent sky cunt called Yahweh?”
Just because more people believe Jesus is the son of God and not the son of Satan does not make it any truer.
Re: Why is God such a cunt?
All the others gods they heard about tended to be blood thirsty ,so when they made up theirs they thought everyone would laugh if he was no responsible for lakes of blood etc
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