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Questions for Mandy

Post by mandy » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:37 pm

salam to all

I'm Mandelson. Muslim Mandelson. You can call me Mandy for short.

i know most of you don't have a clue about real islam and beliefs of muslims.
you only know what lying anti-muslim media tells you.
im here to correct any misconceptions againt my God Allah and His perfect religion Islam.

thats why on this thread, you can ask me anything you like. i dont mind reasonable questions.

so... dont be shy. ask away. whatever you want to find out about Islam, or clarify what you already think you know,
them im here for you. im your man.

one more thing...
please write your questions clearly so that i can read them easily among so many posts.

i wont ignore your questions. when i log back on, i will read back pages from my last responses and then try my best to answer you further enquiries.

i request everybody to follow carefully the posts i write and if you dont understand anything then just ask.
kindly do not repeat questions that have already been asked and answered. i bloody hate repetitions.
so please follow what i have said already and then put forward any new questions. but keep them short. dont like lectures.

newcomers are welcome to jump in anytime, but first they should this thread from the beginning before asking their questions.

thank you.

lets begin.

a muslim is in the hot chair...

quiz him. ;)

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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by devogue » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:42 pm

What do you prefer? Continental or American Airlines?

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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by Arse » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:43 pm

i know most of you dont have a clue about real islam and beliefs of muslims.
How do you know that? There might be people here who know more than you do, you should be asking us questions. :coffee:
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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:44 pm

Why all the hate Islam pumps out? Why?
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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by Elessarina » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:45 pm

Do you prefer brown sauce or ketchup on your bacon sarnies?

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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by devogue » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:46 pm

How long is your beard?

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Post by Koss » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:47 pm

How many licks to the center of a tootsie roll pop? :ask:
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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by devogue » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:48 pm

What's your favourite colour?

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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:49 pm

When hydrogen and oxygen atoms bind together, is it always "by the will of Allah" or do they sometimes do it when he's not looking?
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by Elessarina » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:50 pm

devogue wrote:How long is your beard?

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Post by Koss » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:50 pm

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? :ask:
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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by Rum » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:50 pm

Arse wrote:
i know most of you dont have a clue about real islam and beliefs of muslims.
How do you know that? There might be people here who know more than you do, you should be asking us questions. :coffee:
Quite so Arse. I actually know quite a lot about it. I am quite old, well educated and widely read. My conclusion? No Allah.

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:51 pm

Did Mohammed's flying horse wear a spacesuit when they went to the moon and if so, how did the suit cope with all the horse poo?
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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:07 pm

What color is bald?
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Re: Ask Muslim Mandelson

Post by Arse » Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:21 pm

What do you think of this hadith?

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